1. Netizen asks: If tomorrow morning you suddenly find out you've changed genders. What would your first reaction be? Baidu Zhidao Best Answer: Let the guys have a blast first! That's what true brothers are... \2. Netizen Question: What is the relationship between Pakistan and Kaspersky? Baidu Zhidao Best Answer: It's related to Kiba. \3. Netizen Question: My boyfriend and I had a fight. Was I pushing too hard? Baidu Zhidao Best Answer: It's too loose. \4. Netizen Question: Are there any weight gain pills on the market? What can you eat to gain a bit of weight? Baidu Zhidao Best Answer: Find a wasp nest, put your hand in and stir it a bit. Ha, after a while, you'll be so fat that even your mom won't recognize you.
5. Netizen asks: What brand of sanitary pads does Li Yuchun use? Best answer on Baidu Zhidao: Dizzy, I've never heard of men using sanitary pads. \6. Why do I feel sick after watching so many adult videos? Reply: Whose dick is LZ? 7. The original poster encountered a divine dragon in the desert. The divine dragon said majestically: "Human! I can grant you three wishes!" The original poster clapped his hands: "Wow! Awesome!" A flash of light appeared, and the original poster clutched his groin and rolled around in the desert in pain. The divine dragon said with great authority: "Human! You have two more wishes!" The original poster said in great pain, "Turn my dick back..." Another flash of light appeared, and the original poster stood again in the desert. He looked at his undamaged crotch and excitedly shouted, "Oh my god, this is amazing!" "
8. Question: One sentence proves you're lonely." Brilliant reply: This sentence has a total of sixty-nine strokes.
9. People keep asking if I have any more convenient dish recommendations, hey. So easy, cook a section of sausage and eat it right with rice. Is there anything simpler? Divine reply: Divide the rice into two portions, point to the larger portion and say, 'You're the vegetable.' \10. Math love 9 to 3 says, 'Besides you, it's still you.' Witty reply: 4 to 2, I have nothing but 2!
