Spitting blood...
As a guy who once won double crowns in the 200m and 400m, this afternoon I went shopping with two girls... \and almost died on the way... \But... damn, after shopping for two hours, those two sisters actually came out energetically and said: how about we shop for another one or two hours... \It was only after much persuasion that I got them to stop... they gave me a resentful look... \OTZ \Fellow women, I surrender to YOU!
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Mei Mei: Hua Hua, I'm coming in!\Jasmine: Mei Mei, you can't come in!\Mei Mei: Hua Hua, I can't wait any longer!\Jasmine: No! If you come in today, you can't get on my bed!\Mei Mei: Be good, open the door. I've seen that thing on you before.\Jasmine (opening the door): What?!\Mei Mei (slipping into the bathroom): Yes, those spots on your face will show up in two days.\Jasmine: Ah! You can't get on my bed!\Mei Mei: I'm not getting on you, how would I get on my own bed!\Part Two\Hui Hui (feeling wronged): Mei Mei, today is X month 14, it's XX Valentine's Day.\Mei Mei: Ah! Hui Hui, I know! My Hui Hui is so knowledgeable… mwah.\Hui Hui: Annoying… exploiting me during a financial crisis… so Mei Mei, do you remember what we agreed on this day last month?\Mei Mei: Did we?\Hui Hui: Aiya!\Hui: Aiya! You want to borrow money and not pay back?! Old Hui will split you!
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