10 I'm going to eat, be back later.\ In reality, this meal often turns into a whole day, a week, or even a year. And the next time you meet, the other person never mentions the previous meal, and you can't remember it either. You end up chatting sporadically, and then he/she goes to eat again.\ 9 Who are you?\ You've made up your mind to confess to the girl you love. You muster your courage and write a long, heartfelt love letter. The words make you blush, so you hurriedly delete them. But the little confession character in your heart keeps urging you on. Finally, the confession character and the courage character join forces to defeat the cowardice character. Your heart races, your fingers fly over the keyboard, and you press Enter. Waiting is happy and sweet. At last, your QQ beeps, the avatar of the girl you love flashes, and when you double-click, you see these two words: Who are you?\ At this moment, do you want to eat your computer?\ 8 I'm going to sleep, let's talk later.\ This sentence has even stronger impact than "I'm going to eat." At least you don't have to worry about being ignored today. When you'll be acknowledged again depends on the other person's mood. You smile, thinking the other person isn't just brushing you off, and type "Good night" or "Sweet dreams," even adding a cute little emoji. The other person often replies with just a little moon or a "88." You close QQ and browse Renren out of boredom. After an hour or two, you see that the person who went to sleep just now has posted a bunch of statuses and shares. You can only console yourself: she must be sleepwalking.\ 7 Hello, I'm away on business...\ You write a message with excitement, shy about seeing the other person's reply, so you quickly close the window. But almost at the same time, the avatar in the lower right corner flashes. Delighted, you click it open and see this sentence.\ Apart from disappointment, I don't know what else you could feel.\ 6 Emoji.\ Every message you send is more than 20 words, but the other person's reply is just a small smile, picking nose, big laugh, lewd laugh, or sweat emoji. When you're hesitating whether to remind them to use both hands to type, the other person finally sends a text: I'm going to eat, talk later.\ 5 What are you doing?This sentence isn't too hurtful. Usually, it's used when both parties really have nothing to say to each other and are just trying to make conversation. But in the end, the conversation often goes like this:
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything, you?
Me neither.
Hehe.
Hehe.
Some things you've always wanted to say to someone but never could, something like this…
Do you feel a bit excited reading this? Especially when this sentence comes from someone you like, be it a girl or a boy. But if you keep reading, you'll find that there's actually more to it, which is: I've recorded it for you, dial 12590xxxx and press 1 to listen!
You might curse the person who stole the account in your heart, but that strong feeling of disappointment wasn't caused by the account thief. Imagine if the other person normally chats with you online frequently, would you still feel so disappointed?
Hehe.
Haha, don't laugh if you don't want to, just go eat.
Oh.
Ever since QQ came along, there has been ‘oh.' Before QQ, I never disliked the word ‘oh.' But I realized eventually that no matter what I said, the other person replied with ‘oh.' Soon I understood—it meant they didn't want to chat anymore, so politely I said: Hehe, I'm going to eat.
The reply from the other side was still concise: Oh.
Not really.
This word ranks before ‘hehe' and ‘oh' because it reaches another level of hypocrisy; it can be used for any situation. You complain about why they're ignoring you, and the reply is first a cute little emoji, followed by: Not really, I've been busy lately.
Why didn't you reply after dinner yesterday?
Not really…
Why aren't you talking?
Not really…(Didn't I just say that?)
Why don't you reply?
Not really…
Are you **?
Not really…
At which sentence did you start crying? At which sentence did you start laughing? Actually, people don't need to be so 'polite' with each other. Compared with these, it's better to hear: I don't want to chat right now, go away.
