Mr. Mo Da, the head of the Hengshan Sect, had never married.\ One time, during a gathering of heroes, Liu Zhengfeng couldn't help but ask him, “Senior Brother, you're already at a certain age, why haven't you married and had kids yet?”\ Mr. Mo Da half-closed his eyes, holding his hulusi, and slowly said: \ To talk about marriage, first, you have to find a woman, right? Marriage is essentially a matter between a man and a woman.\ ― Dongfang Bubai's expression darkened, his embroidery needle suddenly paused.\ So, what kind of woman should you find? If you choose an unattractive one, you will feel unbalanced in your heart for your whole life.\ ― Ping Yizhi looked around, beginning to examine potential ‘patients.'\ If you choose an attractive one, prepare to deal with a group of senior and junior brothers.\ ― Wu Sangui touched his nose.\ There will be those who openly try to snatch her away,\ ― Yang Tiexin remained silent.\ There will be those who secretly try to steal her,\ ― Miao Renfeng slammed the table and stood up.\ There are those who will set traps to scheme against you,\ ― Di Yun burned with rage.\ And there are those who might do God knows what behind your back,\ ― Hong Antong bellowed in anger.\ No matter if you're the emperor,\ ― Master Yideng counted his beads and chanted sutras.\ Or even the sect leader,\ ― Yang Dingtian's face turned pale and flushed in turns.\ Once a green hat is worn, there's no way around losing your temper.\ ― Yin Litian stomped his feet and beat his chest.\ The best outcome is living in constant anxiety, never at ease until old age.\ ― Chen Zhengde glared viciously at Yuan Shixiao.\ If this woman has any ability, even worse: she will always strive to be stronger and more competitive.\ ― Hu Qingniu flipped through Wang Nangu's "Poison Sutra."\ In front of her, you simply become subhuman,\ ― Shi Qing couldn't help but steal a glance at Mei Fanggu.\ She will treat you like a beast, calling you around at will,\ ― Gongsun Zhi ground his teeth.\ And you dare not resist.\ ― He Taichong's face remained calm, as if he hadn't heard.\ The clever ones get ordained early to become monks.\ ― Wang Chongyang coughed repeatedly, as if water had gone down his windpipe.\ Those left only have to bear it without fighting back.\ ― Tan Gong touched the ointment in his arms and felt relieved.\ Sometimes, she might act completely against you with no reason,\ ― Bai Zizai felt very uneasy.\ She could ruin you, and you would never guess why.――The soul of Ma Dayuan returned, bewildered and lost.
Speaking of emotions again, someone who likes you could scare you to death,
――Lu Zhanyuan heard Li Mochou's sorrowful song echoing in his ears.
The one you like, you could never catch even in eight generations.
――Linghu Chong picked up a wine jar and hid in the corner to drink his sorrows away.
Don't think that giving you a friendly face means you have a chance.
――Hu Yizhi seemed thoughtful.
Don't think that giving your all will necessarily bring returns.
――You Tanzhi's face was pale, as if covered with a layer of ice.
Do you know what kind of person she is?
――Hu Fei felt a mix of emotions.
Do you know what she has done?
――Zhang Cuishan felt utterly ashamed.
Do you know who has been using her behind the scenes?
――Xia Xueyi toyed with the poisonous snake in his hand.
Do you know what intentions she has towards you?
――Wu Chen Daoist looked at his severed left arm and let out a very gentle, faint sigh.
Finally, you find someone you can trust, yet there's always a group trying to tear you apart.
――Yang Guo and Xiaolongnü stared at each other in silence.
Of course, we won't discuss those Martians who voluntarily forfeited; today, let's only talk about Earthlings.
――Chen Jialuo was in agonizing pain.
In the end, one sentence: are you feeling happy? Don't worry, that's just an illusion.
――Feng Qingyang looked at the sun setting in the west, seemingly lost in thought.
Not to mention the twists of fate: there are those parting in life,
――Zhang Wuji thought of Xiao Zhao, and his heart ached.
Those parting in death,
――Xiao Feng crushed a wine glass, cutting his hands until they bled.
Those running away from home,
――Bu Jie Monk's eyes flashed with ferocity.
Those with difficult fathers-in-law,
――Ding Dian felt his heart being twisted like a knife.
Those facing difficult childbirth,
――Huang Yaoshi's jade flute emitted sounds of killing.
Even if the child is born, don't be proud, first see if it even looks like you,
――Zhong Wanchou cursed loudly.
Even if it looks like you, it might not grow up well,
――Xie Xun pressed his hand on the Dragon Slaying Saber.
Even if it grows up, it might not be healthy,
――Gui Xinshu was furious beyond control.
The healthy ones are bound to cause trouble,
――Guo Jing glared at Guo Fu, and Guo Fu immediately hid outside the door.
Meeting a woman and forgetting even her surname,
――Song Yuanqiao wept uncontrollably.Even brothers would fight to the death,
―― Wu Santong was overwhelmed by sorrow and couldn't help but burst into tears.
In the end, the old see off the young,
―― Ouyang Feng suddenly stood on his hands.
Let your lifetime reputation be ruined in a single day.
―― Liu Zhengfeng's face changed dramatically.
Junior brother, tell me, why get married, why have children? Huh? (The End)
