Speaking of women, women in the world are all kinds of things—some are commanding and overpowering, some are irresistibly cute, and some are incredibly silly and unbeatable. Today, I'll broaden your horizons. Friends, don't miss out if you're passing by. Come in and take a look at these top-notch girls~~
1. Traffic jams during rush hour are really boring, so I just shook my WeChat. I spotted a girl and greeted her, saying she was blocking me. She replied, "What car are you driving?" I turned my head and saw a Mercedes nearby, replying, "I'm driving a Mercedes." The girl asked again how many license plates there was and replied, "XXXXX." She replied again, "Bro, this Mercedes is mine." "
2. While waiting for the train at the train station, a girl passed by and dropped something from her bag. No one dared pick it up or tell her..." "Girl, girl, is this your TT dropped?" "Everyone on the train, except the girl, fell into deep thought..."
3. Yesterday on the phone, I flirted with a girl. She suddenly said she was cold, so I smiled and said, "Come give me a hug, brother. If we hug each other, it won't be cold anymore." " The girl suddenly chimed in, "Why isn't it cold?" Is it like trying to make fire by drilling wood? " I seemed to understand something.
4. One time at work, a girl from the company came back from running errands and bought a few bags of original sunflower seeds. When they arrived at the office, she shared them with everyone. A colleague told her, 'I don't like plain flavor, I prefer milky flavors~ Then a gorgeous climax arrives. The colleague says, "It's fine, this is easy. Just let me cover my chest a bit before giving it to you. Won't it taste like milk?!" "Put it on your chest and cover it!! Milky flavor!! Damn it!! The colleagues instantly became all confused!!
5. Chatting with a WeChat girl, she said her name was Wang Yue, and you could call her Yueyue. When asked what her name was, I said she could call me Mingming. I always felt that sentence had a lot of meaning~~
\ 6. Today, while shopping at the supermarket, suddenly a security guard shouted at the girl in front of me: 'Stop! What's that bulge inside your clothes!' There was a moment of silence. The girl said with a miserable face: 'Meat......
7. A young man is passionate about boxing and sanda. So one day, he went to the department store. He came and asked the cashier girl: 'Girl, how much do boxing gloves cost?' (Full set) Cashier girl: Sir... Please show some respect...
8. Chasing after a girl, she refused. One day, while fiddling with her phone, it rang—it was her dad calling (it was displayed).My mind went blank, I grabbed the phone: Dad..., then quickly returned the phone to the girl. The girl took the phone to the side to make a call, ... About ten minutes later, the girl came back with a gloomy expression: 'You win, my dad said he wants me to take you to my house during the Spring Festival...'\ \ 9. The girl was queuing to buy breakfast, planning to get two buns and a cup of soy milk. Suddenly, she noticed a guy she secretly liked standing behind her in line. She felt both nervous and excited! When it was her turn, she said to the shop owner: 'Give me a cup of bean buns and two milks.'\ \ 10. Shopping in the supermarket, I was picking underwear when a girl behind me made a comment that made me think he was the real man. The girl said that boxer shorts are more comfortable, triangle ones are more likely to show...
