1. An office girl asked me why another girl's game required a high-spec computer on her machine. I replied that it might be due to the graphics card driver. The girl then asked for help downloading and installing the latest version. I asked, “What do I get out of it?” The girl said, “At most, I'll let you play for a bit.” 0.01 seconds later, there was no one on the desks or chairs except for that girl (I couldn't figure out why everyone went to the floor to look for pens).
2. In high school, there was a girl with the surname Jiao. One day, I made a bet with her. I forget what the bet was, and she asked, “What happens if you lose?” I replied, “If I lose, I'll take your surname, Jiao.” My voice was loud, and the whole class burst into laughter for 10 minutes.
3. One time, a female colleague came over and said to me, “I want to upload!” (My computer was responsible for the company's website updates and uploads.) I said, “What does your uploading have to do with me?” She angrily said, “I just want to upload, I want, I want, if you don't let me upload today, I won't talk to you, hmph!” Seeing her so angry, I could only say, “Alright! Are you doing it yourself or do you want me to help?” She replied, “You help me!”
4. One day, the school was having a big cleaning day. A pretty girl was cleaning windows. Because the windows were high, she stood on a table. But she couldn't reach the lower panels. As I walked by, the girl shouted, “Wipe below me!” I was shocked and asked, “Where?” She said, “Below me, help me wipe it.” The whole class burst into laughter. The girl and I both turned red.
5. In the past, our class was divided into groups to make models, and I was the team leader. One day, I took a drawing to ask a girl in my group when she could finish a part. The girl was probably busy dating and rarely came to the workshop recently. She held up two hands and said to me, “I also want to make it for you, but I just don't have that much time. Maybe I can do it for you tonight.” Two boys nearby suddenly dropped their files and rushed out of the workshop, covering their mouths.
6. In my department, there was a pretty girl. One time I had to do an experiment with her and we agreed to do it after work. I got distracted surfing the internet in the afternoon and almost at the end of the day, I suddenly received a text from her: “Are we doing it or not?” I was confused, my heart pounding, and I asked, “Doing what?” She loudly said, “Doing that thing, hurry up! I'm in a hurry!” For a moment, silence, then laughter burst out.
7. In college, during a metalworking internship, the instructor said that boys and girls should cooperate, and XX and XX shared a lathe (it was a lathe), and everyone fainted.During formal assignments, the two people on the bed next to me were really funny. Because the guy didn't fix the parts properly, the girl got annoyed and loudly said, 'Can you place that cylinder properly? I can't clamp it!'\8. At work, I would always take off my coat. Once it was cold, so I didn't take it off. A girl nearby said, 'I wouldn't recognize you if you wear your coat.' Sweating profusely!\9. During one work session, because one person couldn't handle all the tasks, the leader sent a pretty girl to help. After she arrived and saw me working alone, she said, 'You're doing it all by yourself?' I said, 'Yes, let's do it together!' 'Okay, how do we do it?' The girl asked. Considering her, I said, 'You sit (do) for a while first.' After I said this, everyone laughed, but I don't know why. Later, someone told me about it, and I reminisced a lot, thinking it was a classic line of dialogue.