As the title says, I became famous again today at the cafeteria at lunch. At that time, I was debating with my desk mate, Sha Bi, about who would win between General Rommel, the Desert Fox, and Bai Qi (okay, I admit that discussing things like this makes me kind of silly).
We were sitting at a table in the middle of the cafeteria. No choice, there were no other seats. A whiff of perfume came by, and the campus beauty sat next to me. I've actually always wondered why they use plant reproductive organs to describe women.
She was drinking milk, sitting at the table. She put down the half-drunk milk. I took a sip of rice soup, patted my very close desk mate who was eating nearby, and quietly said, “See? Freud's book *The Mysteries of the Sexes*, Chapter 4 'On Conscious Suggestion' mentions that women who bite straws have strong sexual desires, and ordinary men just can't handle it.”
Suddenly, the entire cafeteria went silent. I felt like I had spoken very softly… The campus beauty's face instantly turned red. She cursed, 'Go to hell,' and ran away. I was left alone, bearing the anger of the many nerds present…
Then, nothing happened next.
By the way, can anyone give me advice, Cun Wo, Qian, how can I apologize to her in a way that will make these rage-filled guys forgive me? Looking for tips. Thanks a lot!
This afternoon at noon, the campus beauty was [by me]...
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Amitabha, it is the fault of this old monk, only by giving my life can it be atoned for… Take the body of this old monk!
Why are you asking me? You're messing with me... I thought it happened! Just got off work and saw this post...
Killing first and raping later isn't bad either! For example, killing the person downstairs and leaving the anus would be fine.
The 9th floor is too awesome! I like it, but my anus is not rare. I suggest killing the original poster or saving me.
Brother, you are too modest. By observing the celestial phenomena, I know that you are the king of chrysanthemums! You are the source of all chrysanthemums in the world.
Wow! Dear, you are really knowledgeable. But let's put this question aside for now and see how the original poster handles this silly guy.
The original poster was just asking for tips to calm the wolf pack, not involving women. We've gone off topic! The method to quiet the wolf pack is simple! Wolves are carnivores, just throw a piece of meat and it will be solved.
A scumbag man should behave like a scumbag! OP, you have insulted the word 'scumbag'! You are not worthy of being a scumbag man! A scumbag man wouldn't even fail to handle such a small matter?
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