1. A married couple neither has sex nor divorces; this common phenomenon is called: neither acting nor quitting!
2. I'm a woman, and my dad dotes on me. Once, my dad took me to buy sportswear, and I liked a set that cost over 800. Dad said: 'Pick whichever color you like, buy them all.' In the end, we bought three sets. After swiping the card and stepping outside, I heard a salesgirl's weak voice say: 'This second mistress is really ugly...' (Azithromycin)
3. When I was little, I was close to my dad... he taught me everything hand by hand... even going to the bathroom... A few days ago, while going to the bathroom, I suddenly realized my bathroom habits are different from everyone else... I might be the only girl in the world who shakes a bit after peeing...
4. At night, my grandpa suddenly came over wearing reading glasses and asked me: 'What does ML mean?'
Sweating profusely!! What is grandpa looking at? How am I supposed to answer this question! When I turned around, I realized grandpa was holding a beer bottle. It dawned on me: 'Grandpa, that means milliliters!'
5. A man selling fried dough sticks, after wiping his hands, didn't wash them before handing dough sticks to a female customer. Realizing this, she said: 'I won't take what you handled, have your wife give it to me!' After his wife handed over the dough sticks, she muttered while watching the customer walk away: 'Hmph! He just touched you, and you think it's dirty, I touched you all night last night...'
6. Just now, I passed a square and heard a man and woman singing passionately: 'Find, find, find a friend, find a girlfriend, kiss on the lips and hold hands, have a baby tonight...'
7. All interviews are another form of trial; you are tested one by one by a group of people to decide whether to keep you nearby for further use. If treated well, they might even promote you or more.
8. Boy: 'Excuse me, what does "having tolerance without desire is greatness and firmness" mean?'
Female professor, full of knowledge, answered: 'The first part means that no matter how beautiful a girl is, she cannot arouse our desire...'
The boy, blushing, said: 'Thank you, professor, I understand the second part.'
