[Some Prank and Funny Joke Text Messages]
1. The ones raised at home want a salary, the ones raised outside need outside investment; a life of constant labor, running around all day, smiling at both sides, and gradually running out of physical strength.\2. A cricket bet with a pig: I jump into the grass and you won't see me. The pig said: I want to see you! So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching!\3. If I hold seven apples in my left hand and eight apples in my right hand, then it can be concluded that I have... a pair of big hands.\4. The happiest thing in life is that I can do what others cannot, for example, I can send a text to curse at you, and you won't even know who I am, hahaha!\5. Got drunk, stumbled home, and soon threw up. The next morning my wife said: If you eat or drink outside, just do it there, don't come home to report what you ate.\6. On a date with my girlfriend, I saw someone ahead who looked very much like her, so I walked up and patted her on the butt. She turned her head and slapped me. At that moment, someone pats my shoulder… I turn around and it's my girlfriend slapping me.\7. Honest advice is hard to hear! 1. If you're a man, please don't raise a dog. 2. If you raise a dog, don't ever raise one that can jump on the bed. 3. If your dog can jump on the bed, never sleep naked. 4. If you really like sleeping naked, don't raise a sausage-shaped dog. 5. Lessons learned from past mistakes~~~\8. In the fifth or sixth grade, one night at my cousin's house watching TV. Watching CCTV-6. When a love scene appeared, my aunt grabbed the remote to change the channel, saying: Kids can't watch this. My cousin snatched the remote and shouted: Don't worry, the central channel won't show nudity.\9. One time after dinner, I went for a walk with my boyfriend. We walked for a long time, and it got really dark on the way back. Exhausted, we sat at a bus stop to rest. I said, wouldn't it be nice if there was a car now? My boyfriend sarcastically said, why don't we take a cab then? It was actually only one stop away. Just then, a plane flew overhead, and in a sudden impulse, I shouted: Let's attack the plane! My boyfriend immediately said, okay, let's attack the plane, come on, let's go to the small woodland across! I was embarrassed! Ah, think before you speak…