Damn, there are still jokes in the world this cold!!!
Little Dandelion cried and shouted, asking Dad, 'Dad, Dad, why do I have to marry him?' Dad patted Little Dandelion on the shoulder and, crying together, said, 'Because, in the world, there is no m-o-t-h-e-r-dandelion~'
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Xiao Ji loves tomatoes, tomatoes love Tong Tong, Tong Tong loves Mo Mo, Mo Mo loves Huangfu, Huangfu loves Xie Cang, Xie Cang loves Wang Quan, Wang Quan loves Dandan, Dandan loves Xiao Shang, Xiao Shang loves the butler, the butler loves Yuan, Yuan loves destiny, destiny loves Chu He, Chu He loves Xiao Ji!
I was shivering all over from the cold, my face pale, as if bitten by an ice dragon, unable to speak.
Occupying this spot for a long time has made everyone laugh at me!!! No pirated copies allowed!!!
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One step too slow...
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Wishing you blessings and longevity equal to the heavens, wishing you a happy birthday! May this day come every year, and may this morning come every year! Congratulations to you, congratulations to you! Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye goodbye goodbye!!!
What the heck...
→_→ Dragon language birthday oh...
Despise slanted assholes, slanted assholes and the like, just disappear for me
......dark horse
→_→... The dark horse actually has a secret crush on Tomato →_→
Horse, horse, where are you?
Hehe, butler, we understand! →_→
Actually, I love you, butler. Let's have a gay relationship—I can be either the top or the bottom.
Haha, don't say it was me who said this, okay? Otherwise Xiao Ji will be so desperate he might kill himself. Xiao Ji likes tomatoes.
You're amazing....
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