Lend me three thousand city management officers

Lend me three thousand city enforcers, and restore my vast China\ Sword pointing to the west of Tianshan, horse treading north of the Black Sea;\ Bow drawn on the surface of Lake Baikal, enjoying snow on Sakhalin Island;\ Visiting ancient sites in the Indochina Peninsula, worshipping ancestors in the ruins of Tokyo.\ Chinese city enforcers are invincible. Kill gods when seen, kill Buddhas when encountered.\ Punching European feudal lords, kicking the American flags in North America.\ Able to hit planes above, destroy tanks in seconds below, sink aircraft carriers at sea, strike satellites in the sky.\ Introduction:\ Chinese city enforcers are a quasi-militarized organization secretly developed in our country. They manage cities in peacetime and practice guerrilla tactics; in wartime, they can be incorporated into the formal army. They are an excellent reserve force capable of charging, reconnoitering, guerrilla warfare, enduring hardship, being patient, and fighting bravely. A secret Pentagon report states: The Chinese city enforcer unit is a formidable quasi-military organization with great potential, capable of all-weather combat relying only on a broken van or pickup truck (our country solemnly promises not to use city enforcers first).\ Evaluation:\ "In our eyes, if British and American special forces are dust, we are a sandstorm."\ ---------Excerpt from the Preface of 'The Excellent History of City Enforcers'\ "Run away? We will make you live in infinite fear."\ ---------Statement by a city enforcer in combat\ We thought until the plane crashed that it had been attacked by a surface-to-air missile; unexpectedly, it was the city enforcers using bamboo poles......\ ---------Excerpt from former US-Soviet SU30, F22, F117 pilots\ When bricks were flying everywhere and countless fists and feet came from unseen directions, pinning our soldiers in position, I really didn't dare to imagine this was just a small Iraqi team trained by city enforcers\ ---------Excerpt from Captain Miller, E Company, 502nd Regiment, 101st Airborne Division, US Army\ When one of our M1A2 tank units was completely annihilated one morning, there were no traces of explosions at the scene, only countless fists. Those fists deeply broke the armor, and the members inside were turned into minced meat\ ---------Excerpt from Sergeant Tommy Conlyn, US Marine Division 1\ "Sorry, I can only answer that I don't know, because this involves the nation's highest secrets"\ ---------City enforcer captain answering a reporter about city enforcer training\ In one of our army's campaigns, there was a position in the suburbs behind our army. When we had already breached the outer defense line, that position was surrounded by us, and we captured the position.We left behind 500 corpses of German warriors, as well as 3 F22s and 30 Tiger tanks, but the ones who actually resisted us for 3 days and 3 nights were 5 urban management officers. \ ----------- Excerpt from Lieutenant Manstein, B Company, 12th Regiment, 78th Division of the German SS \ Our will instantly collapsed, simply because we learned that the opposing army had urban management officers. \ ----------- Certain commander of the U.S. Marine Corps \ Coordinating with mobilized young troublemakers works even better. That is an impregnable defensive line. That is a Great Wall of steel made up of urban management officers and mobilized young troublemakers. Here, I warn all members of Congress: Do not start a war with China, because China has urban management officers and mobilized young troublemakers. \ ----------- Excerpt from a speech by U.S. President Obama VIII in Congress after Pearl Harbor was destroyed by 3 urban management officers and mobilized young troublemakers \ When they appear on the battlefield, I knew that our end had come. \ ---------- Former Russian Minister of Defense \ Seeing them, I can think of nothing else; only two words come to mind: Superman. \ ----------- Former Prime Minister of Zimbabwe \ You definitely haven't seen urban management officers... if you had, you wouldn't be standing here in one piece. \ ------------------- A disabled U.S. soldier \ You cannot imagine: our one Marine sniper accidentally shot the hand of an urban management officer, and that urban management officer actually came all the way and took him down. But... by the time he arrived, he had already killed 200 Marines, flipped 3 tanks, and destroyed 5 armed helicopters. \ ------------------- Instructor of the U.S. Delta Force \ Urban management officers? Are they the Satan's Conquering World Army? \ ------------------- Survivor of the Second Battalion, formerly of a U.S. Artillery Regiment \ I always thought they were iron-blooded warriors, until someone told me those were urban management officers. I have witnessed urban management officers enforcing the law. Yes... I have seen urban management officers enforcing the law... \ ------------------- Patient Smith W. Bush, New York Center for Psychological Trauma Rehabilitation \ ...full text remains >> \a5617924 2010-9-24 \ Related content \ Lend me three thousand urban management officers, and I will sweep through the Philippines! \ Which is stronger in combat, the police in the Philippines or Chinese urban management officers? \ Is it the Philippines police who are formidable, or our Chinese urban management officers? \ Hong Kong tourists are kidnapped in the Philippines; why doesn't our government airdrop urban management forces?\Chinese Urban Management vs Philippine Military Huangyan Island\More Related Questions>>\Recommended Topics\Urban Management: Beating Incident|Urban Management: Special Forces|\Urban Management: Violent Law Enforcement|Urban Management: Work Summary\Rongchang Urban Management Beating Incident\Harbin 8.29 Urban Management Police Beating Incident, what exactly happened?\Dezhou Urban Management Beating Incident Experience Writing\Panjin Hanxin Urban Management Beating Incident\Changsha Urban Management Beating Incident, leading to the public blocking the law enforcement vehicle demanding the culprit be handed over...\Other Answers\Indicates that the current combat capability of urban management is very strong, and the Philippine military is no match for them. It also shows that the Philippine military is too cowardly.\3033062252010-9-12\As for the Abu Sayyaf rebel forces in the Philippines, they are not to be underestimated either. Let's deal with the Philippine rebels first.\xuming28802010-9-12\It's referring to the incompetence of the Philippine police.\Lawyer Zhang Yong2010-9-12\Well... Chinese urban management is indeed very strong\Bian Huan2010-9-12\