The Differences and Similarities Between a Woman's Upper and Lower Mouth

The bureau party committee intended to hire a female secretary and posed the exam question: "The similarities and differences between a woman's upper and lower parts." Several women went to take the test, and their answers varied: A: One horizontal, one vertical. B: One deaf, one mute. C: One shiny, one hairy. D: Has teeth, no teeth. E: Has a tongue, no tongue. F: Apply lipstick once a day, apply lipstick once a month. G: The upper part eats and drinks, the lower part plays. H: The upper part talks about love, the lower part continues the family lineage. I: The upper part eats both meat and vegetables, the lower part eats only meat and no vegetables. J: The upper part wears a mask in winter, the lower part wears a mask all year round. K: The upper part is busy during the day, the lower part is busy at night. M: The upper part praises the Three Represents, the lower part serves the secretary and leadership. After careful consideration by the bureau party committee leaders, it was decided: Ms. M is formally employed as the secretary.