This old monk has come to universally save all beings...
After I taught Master Xuanzang his journey to acquire scriptures from the West, I passed a few authentic scriptures to my ta... ta-ta-ta (omitted...) master... \After thousands of years of transmission... \they came to me... \Since I am not very talented... \I specially accept a few closed-door disciples... to transmit the authentic scriptures. \The following scriptures can be chosen by my disciples for cultivation:
\ The Sunflower Manual \ The Success Stories of Flower Thieves \ How Idiots Are Made \ Highly recommended → The Big Stories of Small People → Teaches you how to tease rich girls
\Interested parties can call my phone number 1008611 for inquiries
