1. A middle-aged man was buying oranges. While he was carefully selecting them, a young lady also came to buy oranges.\ The young lady's chest was pressing against the man's back. The man felt very comfortable with this beautiful lady close to him, so he deliberately took his time choosing oranges.\ After the lady left, when the man went to pay, he realized his wallet was gone. Only then did he suddenly understand and said, "I originally thought I had a moral issue, but now it seems I have an economic issue."\Comment: The uncle actually got scammed, still inexperienced.\2. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, former classmates had a reunion and ate Sichuan cuisine, including a dish called Chongqing Spicy Chicken. There was just a tiny bit of chicken, but mountains of red chili peppers. Soon, there was almost no chicken left, and everyone was searching for it.\ At this time, a classmate said, "Do you know the nickname of this dish?"\ Red-light district!\ Why is it called the red-light district?\ The classmate replied while digging through the dish: "Looking for chicken!"\Comment: Some chicken is easy to find, some you have to look for slowly.\3. One night, a girl and a young man were walking by the river. The young man had just returned from work, carrying a large bucket on his shoulder, holding a chicken in one hand and a hoe in the other, and also leading a sheep.\ As it got darker, the girl said, "I'm a little scared."\ "Scared of what?"\ "Afraid you might kiss me in the dark."\ "That's impossible! I'm carrying so many things."\ "Well, who knows what could happen if you stick the hoe in the ground, tie the sheep to it, and put the chicken in the bucket?"\Comment: Everything's set up for you, buddy, better act fast.\4. A lion was bitten by an insect. Furious, the lion immediately looked around, but couldn't find it!\ At this moment, a seven-spotted ladybug crawled over!\ The lion struck it with a paw and shouted, "You little girl! Wearing a Tang suit and think I don't recognize you?"\Comment: Poor little bug, it's just wearing a different outfit, not that big a deal.\5. A beautiful female student was suddenly called on by her biology professor during class: "When a person is excited or aroused, which part of their body can swell to ten times its size?"\ "I… I refuse to answer this question.""The girl stammered, her eyes shyly avoiding the boy sitting across from her. Then, another classmate gave the correct answer: 'pupil.'\ 'Miss Rogers,' the professor said, 'your refusal to answer just now proves three things. First, you didn't review your lesson last night; second, your mind is full of improper thoughts; and finally,' the professor concluded, 'third, I'm afraid that in the future, your married life will be a great disappointment.'\Comment: I also thought it could expand tenfold below, no need to feel inferior.\6. Sun Wukong went on the pilgrimage and got involved with the White Bone Demon. Because of Tang Sanzang, he didn't succeed, so along the way, taking advantage of collecting alms, Wukong went at night to the White Bone Demon's cave. Without lighting a lamp, the two had their encounters in the dark.\ Afterwards, Sun Wukong sighed: 'A demon is a demon, even the hymen is so hard.' The White Bone Demon scolded, 'You impatient monkey, my underwear isn't even off yet!'\Comment: I thought the White Bone Demon's hymen would also be made of bone.\7. One day, a nouveau riche drove his expensive Porsche on the road. Suddenly! A Wild Wolf 125 motorcycle caught up from behind. The old biker on the bike even turned to him and said: 'Young man! Have you ever ridden a Wild Wolf 125?' With that, he sped away.\ The nouveau riche was quite angry: 'A tiny Wild Wolf 125 dares to compete with my Porsche!' So he pressed the gas, used full power, and overtook the old man… Unexpectedly, in less than three minutes, the old man caught up again… 'Young man! Have you ever ridden a Wild Wolf 125?' Again, he sped away. 'Wow! Such repeated provocations!' The nouveau riche accelerated again, quickly leaving the old man behind. Soon, the old man caught up once more! But this time, just as he was about to overtake the young man, he fell! And slid away.\ The nouveau riche quickly got off to check on the old man... Only to see the old man slowly sit up, a face smeared with blood and an expression of helplessness, saying to the young man: 'Young man! Have you ever ridden a Wild Wolf 125? Can you please tell me where the brakes are…'\Comment: I thought the old man came over to flirt with the young boy.\8. The black bear put a beehive into water, trying to soak the bees out. But as soon as the bees came out, they chased the black bear all over the place. Mrs. Bear saw this and scolded: 'With a shape like yours, how dare you try to soak little bees?'"\Comment: Mistresses are hard to handle, and little flings are hard to handle too, it's tricky.\9. One day, Xiaoyang's mom invited her classmates to their home for a meal. Mom prepared a roast chicken but realized she forgot to buy juice.\ So, Mom told Xiaoyang: 'Xiaoyang, Mom is going out to buy juice. You watch the roast chicken for me, don't let Xiaobai (the dog) touch it, understand?'\ Xiaoyang said: 'OK! OK! No problem!'\ After hearing Xiaoyang say this, Mom went out to buy the juice.\ As soon as Mom left, Xiaoyang turned around, ready to chase Xiaobai away... but found that Xiaobai was already standing next to the roast chicken.\ Xiaoyang: 'Xiaobai! Listen carefully. However you treat that chicken, that's how I'll treat you!'\ Xiaoyang stared at Xiaobai—the dog paused for a few seconds, as if it understood Xiaoyang.\ But then it turned its head... and licked the back of the chicken...\Comment: Xiaoyang, you really have to keep your promise.\10. 'Dad, if you lie on the ground and lift your legs high, does that mean you can go to heaven?' Six-year-old Xiaoming asked innocently.\ 'What are you talking about?' Xiaoming's dad couldn't understand his childlike words.\ Xiaoming explained earnestly: 'Yesterday I saw Mom lying on the living room floor, her legs stretched up very high, shouting 'Oh! My God! My God!' Luckily Uncle Acheng was holding her down, otherwise, I think Mom would have gone to heaven…'