1. Three women died and arrived at the gates of heaven. Saint John blocked them and said, "Before entering heaven, you must answer my question!"
"What is the name of the first man created by God?"
"Adam," the first woman answered.
"Bang, bang, bang..." The gates of heaven opened, and the first woman walked in.
"The second person, what is the name of the first woman created by God?"
"Eve!"
"Bang, bang, bang..." The second one also entered heaven.
"Alright, the last person. What was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?"
"Oh, it's too hard!" the third woman muttered.
"Bang, bang, bang..."
2. A doctor bought fish and was on his way home. Midway, he was stopped by a woman who invited him into her house to treat her 18-year-old daughter. He placed the fish downstairs but was worried, so he asked the girl, "Is there a cat down there?"
The young girl blushed and, embarrassed, didn't answer. Her mother said, "Don't hide the illness from the doctor." The girl replied, "Just a few strands."
3. There was a hotel recruiting staff. Later, someone wanted to apply, and when he arrived, the manager said, "Complete these 3 tasks, and the job is yours." The person said it was no problem. The manager said: 1) "Drink a bottle of Erguotou first; 2) There's a hippo in the swimming pool at the back of the hotel, its tooth is bad, you need to pull it; 3) On the fifth floor, there's a woman who needs satisfaction, you go satisfy her." After hearing this, the person drank a bottle of Erguotou in one go, then rushed straight to the swimming pool. Later, many people heard the hippo...