Accidentally saw a complaint...
5th Floor. Why! They are all fake, all scammers.. Why don't I get water pouring down my back when I drink Sprite! Why don't I become handsome when I drink Yili milk. What a rip-off? Why don't I see black stockings floating around when I eat Dove chocolate. Why don't I summon Superman when I eat popping candy. Why doesn't the crowd gather in the square when I drink Wanglaoji, scammers ahhhh! Why don't I encounter a girl when I drop 7 Up. Why doesn't a leopard chase me when I drink cough syrup. Why don't I feel like flying when I wear Tebu shoes! Why don't tropical fruits fly on me when I drink Guobinfen juice. Why doesn't Superman come to clean my toilet when I use Mr. Muscle. Why doesn't the icy beads push me out the window when I use Salt White toothpaste?? Why am I still number 2 when I wear Hongxing Erke? Why doesn't anyone say 'I'm prosperous, you're prosperous, everyone prosperous!' when I eat Want Want? Want Want, damn you... Why can't I chew out a statue when I eat Mentos... Why can't Smith water heaters last half a century~ Why don't I see big chunks of beef and beauties when I eat Kang Shifu instant noodles! Why do the girls in my class say that the two rabbits don't come out when they sleep with Sophie pads, turns out they are all fake! Why can't I dunk the moon while wearing Adidas Wang???? Why didn't the road crack open in front of me when I wore Adidas Wang??? Why did Mom still scold me for grades even though I used the So Easy BBK Talk and Learn Machine~~ Why can't I become a genius even though I use Qianshi diapers o(╯□╰)o Why am I not frozen when I eat Ice Factory?
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