Saw it on Baidu, not bad! God said

Princess, the princess keeps shouting? Demon King?: 'Go ahead and scream yourself hoarse... no one will come to save you...' Princess?: 'Hoarse... hoarse...' No one: 'Princess... I came to save you...' Demon King?: 'Speak of the devil...' Cao Cao?: 'Demon King... why are you calling me...' Demon King?: 'Whoa... saw a ghost?' Ghost?: 'Damn! I've been discovered...' Damn?: 'Ah Ghost, you can see me...' Demon King?: 'Oh, My God!' God?: 'Who called me?' Who?: 'No one called you...' No one: 'I didn't! Stop pretending!' Pretending?: 'Who is pretending to be me?' Who?: 'Talking about me again? Are you looking for trouble?' Trouble?: 'Which one is looking for me?' Which one: 'Looking for you? I am not... huh, there are so many people here.' Many people: 'I just got here... who are you?' Which one: 'I am not just anyone.' Who?: 'He is definitely not me.' Princess?: 'Did everyone come to save me?' Everyone: 'I didn't come to save you, I came to watch the fun.' Fun?: 'What's fun to watch about me?' God?: 'Not my business, I'm leaving first.' Demon King?: 'Answer one question before you go: why are there so many people saving the princess? How can I continue starring as the Demon King?' Continue?: 'You were a perfectly fine Demon King, why act as me?' Princess?: 'If no one acts as the Demon King, I can leave.' No one: 'If I act as the Demon King, how could I let you go...' How could?: 'I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun.' Fun?: 'Watch me do what?' What?: 'You actually want to "do" me? Pervert!' You actually?: 'I didn't!' Me?: 'What does it have to do with me?' Demon King?: 'Damn! I'm going crazy...' Damn: 'Why are you yelling at me!?' Crazy?: 'What do you want me to do?' You want me?: 'I don't know anything!' I don't?: 'How should I know!' How should I know?: 'I'm here! Is someone calling me?' Someone: 'I didn't call you!' I didn't: 'Who called him then?' Who: 'This is unfair... I didn't...' I didn't: 'I am not blaming you...' You: 'You wouldn't dare.' Dare: 'Who said I wouldn't!?' Who: 'Please... I didn't say anything!' I didn't say anything: 'What do you want me to say?' I don't say anything: '...aren't you my long-lost brother?' My long-lost brother: 'Geez... my name is this long... and still called? Ah...' Who: '...I need to get away from this place of conflict quickly.'Right and wrong: 'So this is my territory...'? I didn't do anything: 'Don't quarrel, we're talking...' ? Don't quarrel: 'I'm not talking...' ? I didn't: 'I didn't say anything!...' ? I didn't do anything: '-_-
"...Let's...go outside to talk...' ? Go: 'I'm embarrassed...(shy)' ? I didn't do anything: 'None of your business...get lost...' (the two brothers angrily walked out) ? None of your business: 'Boo...why are you driving me away...?' ? Why: 'I'm not driving you away...be good...don't cry' ? I didn't: 'Oh...what does it have to do with me now?' ? What does it have to do with me: 'What? Did someone call me?' ? Someone: 'Who would call you...' ? Who: 'I'm really leaving now...T.T' ? Leave: 'I'm really embarrassed...*V.V*' ('Who' collapses to the ground) ? None of your business: '...Aren't you my cousin?' ? What does it have to do with me: '...Cousin...long time no see...' ? Long time: 'I'm right here, aren't I...' ? Demon King: 'Are you guys done yet?' ? Done yet: 'He doesn't have me' ? You guys: 'I don't have him' ? I don't: 'Who said that?' ? Who: 'What do you want me for?' ? For what: 'You're actually going to do me?' ? You: 'I won't do him' ? I don't: 'Who says I won't?' ? Who: 'That's unfair! I didn't say...' ? Say: 'What do you want me for?' ? For what: 'You two are really shameless!' ? You two: 'I want! I want!' ? Face: 'Who wants me?' ? Who: 'I don't want it' ? Demon King: 'Hurry up, or I'll kick people out' ? Kick out: 'Kick me out? Fight K?' ? K: 'Who wants me?' ? Who: 'Aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, if you do, I'll K him too!' ? Him: 'Don't K me' ? Me: 'Who wants to K me?' ? Who: 'Finally, I've caught one, kill him............' ? One: 'Don't catch me' ? Me: 'I've had enough, if anyone mentions my name again, I won't let you go!' ? Who: 'Watch my Eighteen Dragon Palms!' ? Me: 'Watch my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!' ? Eighteen Dragon Palms: 'What's so great about me?' ? Nine Yin White Bone Claws: 'What's so great about me?' ? What's great: 'Brother, I've finally found you!' ? What's great: 'Brother, let's go out and talk.' ? Demon King: 'Damn...this is a family reunion conference...' ? From then on, the Demon King really developed schizophrenia...