What a tragedy last night…
Last night I was playing World of Tanks in an internet cafe... Suddenly, a girl came up behind me... Damn, she grabbed me and said we should go out... Damn... I was busy with triple XP in World of Tanks... Going out? Yeah right... Damn... I had no choice... I ran... I shook her off... So I sprinted like crazy... The girl chased after me... Less than a hundred meters... Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my butt... My balls hurt... Damn... Suddenly my balls hurt... I fell flat on the ground... Screaming in pain... Then the girl asked me what happened... I told her... Chasing while my balls are hurting... Damn, my balls... Then the girl helped me to a hotel... Checked my little buddy... Nothing serious... Then... better not go into details...
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