See how many people got hit while lying down (do not enter this post while eating)

[Image] 1. Ghost Xiang: This is the kind where you already feel the baby is getting bigger, but you can't find any poop in the toilet. 2. Pure Xiang: This is when you make it bigger, see it in the toilet, but you can't find any trace on the toilet paper. 3. Wet Xiang: This means after wiping your butt fifty times and still feel like you haven't wiped it yet, so you need to place some tissue between your butt and underwear to prevent your pants from getting dirty. 4. Continued Spread Xiang: Usually happens after finishing, when you pull up your pants and you realize you need to get even bigger. 5. Bulging veins on the forehead: The kind where you scrape it very hard, almost squeezing until the blood vessels burst to clear it. 6. Relieved Load: This means you lose five kilograms after the big stroke. 7. Deluxe Extended Flight: Such a huge and spectacular sight that you worry you might not be able to flush it off if you don't use a toilet brush to break it first. 8. Bubble Flight: High gas content, making a loud noise when expelled, making everyone who hears it chuckle. 9. Corn Kernel Flight: The kind where everything you've eaten is clearly visible. 10. Oh My God, I Wish I Could Grow Big: This is when you really want to get big, but all you can do is sit on the toilet and pull a few tendons and put in a few empty balls. 11. Bone Spiky Flight: When it comes out, the pain makes you swear you came out horizontally. 12. Dirty Butt Flight: The kind where it quickly slips out from your butt, splashing a lot of water back into your butt. 13. Liquid Xiang: A yellow-brown liquid that spills over the entire toilet. 14. Superior Xiang: The kind that thinks others smell odorless. 15. Floating Xiang: When you're in a public restroom, two people are already waiting outside, and you've flushed twice, yet a few golf ball-sized pieces still float on the surface. 16. Sauce Xiang: This kind of thing never happens at home; it usually happens at parties or important meetings. Originally, you just wanted to fart, but it turns into 'ketchup' in your pants, forcing you to keep your feet open and walk on bow legs for the rest of the time.17. Champagne poop: It's when that 'cork' that has constipated you for a long time pops out with a 'pop~~' sound, and a bubbly stream flows from your anus.
18. Explosive poop: It's the kind where after a shocking fart sound, you have to check if the toilet has cracked.
19. Exorcist poop: A yellow-brown liquid shoots out, splattering everywhere, with a burning sensation, reminiscent of the vomiting little girl in the movie 'The Exorcist.'
20. Hide-and-seek poop: It's when it's big, then half retreats~ then comes out again~ then retreats, continuing like that.