Gossip Newspaper Digging Up Graves (Extremely Explosive Ashes)
Today at noon, the campus beauty was with me… (Read 150 / Total 387 words) 2013-03-26 18:41 ----- As the title says, today at noon I became famous again in the cafeteria. At that time, I was debating with my close desk mate about which general would win in a fight between the Desert Fox and Bai Qi (okay, I admit I'm kind of silly for discussing such things). We were sitting at a table in the center of the cafeteria. No choice, there were no other seats. A scent of perfume wafted over, and the campus beauty sat next to me. Actually, I've always wondered why they use plant reproductive organs to describe women. She was drinking milk, sitting at the table. She put down her half-drunk milk. I took a sip of rice soup, patted my desk mate who was devouring his meal next to me, and softly said, “See, in Freud's book 'The Mysteries of the Sexes', Chapter 4 ‘About Conscious Suggestion,' it says that women who bite straws have a strong sexual desire, ordinary men simply can't handle it.” Following this, the whole cafeteria instantly went silent. I felt like I had spoken so lightly… The campus beauty's face turned red immediately. She cursed, 'Go die!' and ran away. I was left alone bearing the anger of all the nerds present… Then, nothing happened after that. By the way, to Chun Wo and Qian, how should I apologize to her so that these horny guys will forgive me? Any tips? Thanks! ----- Original Poster: Passionate Ashes (ID: 28151) (Second Lieutenant) Related: Posts (124). Replies (2321). Diary (1) Signature: Humans are low-level, weak-minded creatures governed by instinctual desires. (0)-(0) Quick Reply | Bookmark | TXT Next post: Love Poets Who Don't Date Previous post: College Entrance Exam 0 Points Essay (1) =Latest Replies= 21.) If it were me, I'd say to them: 'This book is true, whether you want to or not, I did, do you want to try it?' (2013-03-27 20:12) Comment by Yu Sui @丶Я゜Xiao Jie゛ (ID: 37641) 20.) Push down… A bold life doesn't need explanations… Providing crime tools… (2013-03-26 21:08) Comment by Qi Yu @ Huanran Dianzha (ID: 17371) 19.) I can't… (2013-03-26 20:12) Passionate Ashes (ID: 28151\I was shocked\hahahahahaha\Professional grave digger
