How can China Mobile and China Unicom ensure that a SIM card does not become invalid if the payment is overdue for more than three months?

First line: You are the principal, second line: He is the teacher. Horizontal inscription: Two idiots.

The feeling of stealing things in Henan is like the comfort of masturbation after slipping—unforgettable. In Zhengzhou, I like being alone on the streets, rolling up my pants and stepping barefoot on manhole covers, always imagining another manhole cover at the end of the street. I always thought that Henan thieves were real men, yet they always appear fragile and weak. When there were no manhole covers to steal, I always heard Henan say, 'What is a little pain in stealing? Wipe your tears, don't be afraid, at least we have motorcycles.' He said, 'What is a little pain in stealing? Wipe your tears, don't ask why.' \As I grew up, I worked hard for fraud and gradually ignored news about manhole covers, motorcycles, and steel wires. Now my life feels so empty. Stealing worthless things while holding sharp steel wires, I always use insignificant manhole covers to deceive myself, always inexplicably falling into bouts of emptiness, always needing a little help from steel wires to steal. Between sleep and wakefulness, it seems I hear Henan again saying, 'What is a little pain in stealing? Wipe your tears, don't be afraid, at least we can still steal iron.' He said, 'What is a little pain in wind and rain? Wipe your tears, don't ask why.'

I didn't mean to insult people from Henan, drip. I just found the reply funny. I was just copying and pasting to share it, drip!

I will speak a few old and honest words, please don't take offense: bandits in Shandong, thieves in Sichuan, pickpockets in Anhui, and swindlers in Henan. What the elders mean is not me! This sentence means: people from Henan love to have fun, not to steal.