Funny Joke 1

Wukong and Tang Seng went on a certain satellite TV show 'If You Are the One.' Wukong went on stage, and all 24 lights went out. Reasons: 1. No house, no car, only a broken staff. 2. Bodyguard is a dangerous profession. 3. Fights demons easily, not gentle with girls. 4. Has been to prison, once trapped under Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years. Tang Seng went on stage, wow! All the lights turned on. Reasons: 1. Civil servant; 2. Brother of the emperor, very powerful backing; 3. Proficient in Sanskrit and other foreign languages; 4. Handsome; 5. The most crucial point: owns a BMW!