50. He Entered My Heart - This username is wrong, it should be He Entered My Body.\ 49. Turn the Corner, Meet Love - Haha, if you're not careful at the corner, what you meet won't be love, it's a car accident.\ 48. Format Myself, Just to Delete You - You f***ing format for me to see? WQNMLGB! What? This is a metaphor? Then why not metaphor it as 'foolishly format yourself, just to delete you'? Really stupid.\ 47. Li Sao Sao Sao Sao - Are you f***ing stuttering?\ 46. Best Friend is King - Haha, when you were changing this username, maybe your best friend was having sex with your boyfriend in a hotel.\ Poster: Actually... King is a person...\ 45. Can't Smell Your Body Scent - Do you think you're some forum moderator? So sensitive with your nose?\ Poster: Is Brother Color asleep already?\ 44. Lonely Patient - After Eason Chan sang a song called 'Lonely Patient', this username became common everywhere. As of today, I've encountered at least more than ten people using this name. Now just seeing it annoys me.\ 43. Young and Playful, Want to Have Fun? - WQNMLGB, you f***ing play for me to see! Why not change it to Young and Playful, Want to Screw? Or Young and Playful, Want to Strip? Isn't that much more straightforward and clear?\ 42. She Has Him - Haha, young one, although you're very unwilling to admit it, the meaning of this username is already very clear, she wants to have sex with him.\ 41. Mr. Liu, Mr. Zhou, Mr. Ma, Mr. Cai, Mr. Se, Mr. Dog - WQNMLGB, are you afraid others don't know your surname?\ 40. My Grandpa XXXXX - For this kind of username, I have no words. It obviously belongs to a loser in real life! Probably lacked love as a child, lacked calcium growing up, not pampered by grandma, unloved by uncle. Thinks he's so noble, so awesome!\ 39. Names with Can, Mo, Xiao, Xiao… this kind of NC fat pig bull usernames. WQNMLGB! What a terrible username! Right in the middle of the crossfire! You can tell at a glance they're pitiful kids with terrible grades, most likely NC elementary school students!\ 38. That Pain, Very Beautiful - Since it's beautiful, why not get hurt every day? Go find an uncle in an alley to have sex, oh, beautiful again. Go get violated by a dyed dog, oh, beautiful again. Sleep with a rich handsome guy and get dumped, oh, beautiful again.\ 37. Mo Xiaoxi, Mo Xiaoxi, Mo Xiaoxi, Han Xiao X - Seeing these kinds of usernames, I, the poster, have no energy to comment. Do you f***ing think you're an online celebrity? Also, those so-called online celebrities are idiots, they just know some PS skills, think it's amazing, taking photos every day, editing, creating yet another perfect snake-like face!36. Next page, XX. Seeing usernames like this, the original poster has already perished. This username once made me extremely frustrated just now! I suddenly realized!! When reading H novels, don't you always have to turn to the next page?
35. Lightly singing, that love. Lightly singing, this love. Haha, Lightly singing NMLGB, do you think you are Xu San Gao? Singing such whiny songs every day, but!! At least Xu San Gao sings real songs! At most, you just hum, and if you can't sing accurately, you probably scream.
34. Melbourne Sunny, Tokyo Rain. When you use this username, do you even know if it's Melbourne Sunny or ‘Melbourne Sunny' as one word? Do you know if Tokyo is in China or Japan?
33. 彡Meizu丶XX 丿Royal丨灬XX. You TM play CF and call yourself Royal? I think you TM are just one of the CF idiots calling themselves Royal, right? Are the idiots dominating already?
32. Warm me, okay. This username reminds me of a poem: Outside the snowflakes flutter and fall, freezing me to the core. Which young lady can be kind and lend a hole to warm me?
31. If you are well, then it's a sunny day. Seeing this username suddenly made me feel tense down there. If you want something, I'll help you lick.
30. Western-style, talking about love. Gothic-style, loneliness, etc. People using such usernames usually think they are in an artistic state. Most of them feel these usernames are very unique and can attract naive or fake rich handsome guys.
29. Flowers bloom on the other shore. ﹏Flowers bloom and fall, withered flowers and broken willows╯ etc. People using these usernames mostly aim to create a melancholy, insightful atmosphere, because they firmly believe that acting melancholic can attract handsome guys (or beautiful girls).
28. Drunkenly loving the worldly dust, why bother being perfunctory ヽ What pride to have ╰ etc. Such usernames may seem full of artistic vibe at first glance, but the following non-mainstream symbols reveal the true identity of the nickname owner. Usually, those who use such usernames want the opposite sex to think they are very cultured, or want to express what they believe is very sad and powerless emotion.
27. Only pride, the unique pride, only stance, the unique stance, only indulgence, the unique indulgence, etc. I don't want to say much about this. Recently, these types of usernames have increased unusually, showing that the non-mainstream people have collectively entered an overly melancholic period, thinking they are lonely and misunderstood.
26. High-style XX, Grandpa XXXX, Sister XXXXXX style… You can't imitate it..Specific examples: High-profile men (women), Grandpa admired by ten thousand people, Sister beautiful beyond compare, Sister's style you can't imitate, etc. Basically, the fat pigs who use this type of username are the kind who feel extremely good about themselves, thinking they are the biggest in the world, feeling that wherever they are, they must be the center, and always thinking that in others' eyes they are noble and mysterious.\ 25. y1 will treat you well for life ╰┓holding x1n I only love Ni2. This type of username always changes one character of the name into Pinyin, and some even add the tone number. Recently, this kind of username has been spreading very widely.\ 24. Maybe ヽcare a lot, cried, who hurts heise, earrings. I really don't need to say much about this. I believe there are no more than three people who haven't seen this kind of username in the forum. This type of username ranks second. I think Li Ju is lucky... at least among strangers in my QQ, the number of people using this exceeds double digits...\ 23. Ы° ヾ℡夨宠°ぐ ヾ℡专宠°ぐ 宔题筁╲(o 片荱筁╲ -袏珥冩ā!` "佑铒写蜻`. Every time I see such idiotic names, I get angry... They neither look human nor ghostly. Among the examples I mentioned, I can still read some of the characters, but some are completely unreadable! Plus, a lot of symbols make them think they're alternative, but actually it's extremely ugly. Most importantly, most are couples' names with a format... I...\ 22. V sorrowful ending V. Those who use this type of username are mostly girls who were dumped by rich and handsome guys. After finally catching a rich handsome guy, they got dumped, can't bear it. So...\ 21. Maybe ヽcare deeply, cried, who hurts heise, earrings. XXX loves you very much, very much. The poster is a bit stunned, what the hell does this mean? Seeing this kind of supposedly very sad username makes me want to curse. You're sad but want the whole world to know, is that it? It's introverted to a new level!!\ 20. Standing on tiptoe. Kiss you, leaning down. Kiss you, left hand loves you, right hand hurts you. Young man, I have even better usernames for you: kneel down. Lick dick, lean down. Lick balls, left hand strokes, right hand touches balls.\ 19. Monsters shocking the soul, Wu Xu Xu Rong spirit gathered in the hills and valleys… Elderly, God of Food glutton Liu Yi Yan, 亽仐仒. Can people who use these usernames tell me how many characters you can actually recognize? Can you spell them?\ Poster: Shot at the glutton / ?, don't you know these two characters?Knowledge is a bit lacking, I guess\ 18. E loves him, he loves her, sunny clear girl, chasing dreams and flying, a sunny beautiful girl, dream angel. One word: tacky; two words: really damn tacky!!\ 17. Mom said that when giving a name it must be long. Why didn't your mom tell you that finding a boyfriend's J8 must be long?\ 16. Internet celebrity XXX. Haha, haha, haha, internet celebrity? Haha, haha, haha...\ 15. Text enthusiast° XXX. Text enthusiast? You damn think posting a pretentious status in your space along with a pretentious photo can fool lots of space users into reposting to call you a literary person?\ 14. Love Apartment — Zeng Xiaoxian. I saw this username in the past couple of days, I was checking Qiu Bai's space updates, and when looking at the comments, I found this horrendous username. Do you know what he commented? People with tissues, grab tissues, people with trash cans, grab trash cans. He said: Hello everyone, I am Zeng Xiaoxian, does anyone like me? Add me as a friend, QQXXXXXX. OMG, do you really think these evil high and mighty celebrities would expose their QQ for us losers to add them? Foolish Earthlings. I just went to check again and found another accomplice, but no more details...\ 13. Little mood. Seeing this username reminds me of my neighbor child, 9 years old this year, using this username with a pretentious avatar, only 5 yuan pocket money a day yet goes to the internet cafe to chat with online 00 girls, speechless.\ 11. My pig who loves me forever. Big brother using this username, tell everyone, how does the feeling of a beast J taste?\ 10. Pretentious***. Seeing this username makes me feel disgusted, don't know why, out of words, please forgive the poster's elementary school-level education, going to wake up early tomorrow to lay bricks. (Admin! Number 10 plus 2 blocks!)\ 9. 'The beautiful wound of youth ㄟ'. Yeah, the wound after being dumped by a rich and handsome guy, really damn J8 beautiful.\ 8. Empty city, old people, old affairs. My brother-in-law's username... he's 27 this year, glad to have such a stylish non-mainstream brother-in-law...\ 7. Pig who lost happiness, pig who lost cucumber, pig who lost bitter melon, pig who lost carrot. Why did it get lost? Because of you!!\ 6. A lifetime, if in love, we vow never to separate. I felt a very strong sense of post-90s non-mainstream style. Before joining D8, I thought non-mainstream no longer existed in China, it was all me, imagining China too beautifully.\ 5. Better to have none than to settle, can you explain to me what your online name means? Sorry, I only have an elementary school education.\ 4. Only`▲Beauty This was the WeChat nickname from last night, only 15 years old, radiating a strong non-mainstream vibe. I'm so pissed at you! Who told you not to show me explicit photos last night? So pissed!! So pissed!!!!\ 3. -Heart City, ° Oh NO!! The further I go, the more I can't keep up. I just feel outdated, can't keep up with the trend. Heart City, I actually have no idea what it means!! Forgive me, I only have an elementary school education..\ 2. Manipula° There are tons of nicknames like this. Can someone tell me what that part in pinyin means? Forgive me, I only have an elementary school education.\ Earthy 1 Just freestyle! The real experts are among the people
Ahem! The most ridiculous online name, did it hit you? Luckily, I don't have one
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When I see the original poster's nickname... I feel that the original poster is secretly flirtatious... Lonely, lonely, lonely, it's your annoying problem...
The chicken is silent...
Isn't lz more or less the same?!
Is the original poster's penis hurting?
Where did the original poster copy it from?
I am very upright
Uh, no
Hahaha... I'm dying of laughter... Outside, the snowflakes are drifting and drifting, and this damn guy can't stand the cold. Could some kind lady be kind and lend me a hole to warm my bird?
Top! This is great! Especially 37, damn, seeing that space just makes me furious.
This can hold up
...This...really holds up, ...
4. 'Accompanying loneliness' 'Accompanying a cucumber,' oh my, I can't keep up with the trend, I'm still in kindergarten, people like this either accompany their left hand or their right hand...
Didn't get shot..
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