S B Jade Shattered @ Void @ Zero's Small Dish (ID:28675) Enter

You are an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien, a high school student with kindergarten-level intelligence, a frog-headed person with congenital Mongolian traits, an abandoned child of the Mount Everest Yeti, a murderer who blocks septic tanks, a descendant of Africans who had relations with black*, a chimpanzee with yin-yang imbalance, a hippo crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption vent, an extra-large shameless megaphone, the disgrace of the Eskimos, a super-organism coexisting with cockroaches, a half-plant with rotting vitality, a garbage person that emits a foul smell, the source of the noun 'despise', a dinosaur that degenerates three times every day, the biggest loser in human history, an old washing machine dropped by God by accident, a brainless creature that can think, a pest that ruins the reputation of Asian compatriots, a descendant that brings shame to ancestors, humus deposited for thousands of years, a primitive species scientists dare not study, sedimentary material with ten times the concentration of oil, a disfigured Ronald McDonald, a contemptible guy like you: can only act as a pile of feces in TV dramas, inferior to chewing gum peed on by dogs on the street, even more than ten times less handsome than Ruhuahua, must go to the zoo or even leave Earth to find a girlfriend, if you want to commit suicide people will only advise you not to leave a corpse to avoid polluting the environment, even amoebas cannot survive on keyboards you touch, your spit is deadlier than SARS, if you act cute you can instantly solve overpopulation, if you act cool humans would have to resort to asexual reproduction, idiots can be your teachers, people with intellectual disabilities can teach you to speak human language, as long as you look up the ozone layer will get a hole, moving to Mars is to get away from you, if your ugliness could generate electricity, all nuclear power plants in the world could shut down, if you go to war bullets and missiles will instinctively fly toward you, grenades will self-detonate when they see you, others need to crash planes into the Twin Towers but you can achieve the same effect just by parachuting, all famous places you visit turn into relics, all relics you visit turn into history, you must have done nothing good for 18 generations to know you, even throwing you into the Sun would be considered not environmentally friendly enough.