1. A rock and a rice cake were fighting, and with a flying kick, the rock sent the rice cake into the sea……\Once upon a time, there was a couple who privately promised to be together for life. However, the boy had to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and promised to meet her three years later, at which time the ring would serve as a wedding ring. After a hard three years, the girl kept waiting for the boy but never saw him. Heartbroken and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and left for another place. However, the boy had also been waiting for the girl all along, but the girl misunderstood the meeting place, turning it into an eternal regret. The boy was devastated… A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught?\Rice cake!!!\Comment: I thought he had caught the ring… turns out it was the rice cake.
2. Soldiers: "Thirsty… thirsty…"\Cao Cao: "Everyone hang in there a bit longer! I've been to this place before. I remember there's a plum grove nearby. If we keep going, we might get there."\Soldiers: "Ohhhhh… there are plums to eat… ohhhh…"\Half an hour later——Cao Ren: "Lord! The exploration team has found a large water source!"\Cao Cao: "Hahaha, did you all hear that? Finally, we have water to drink."\Soldiers: "No… we must find the plums first…"\Comment: These soldiers are really something. They have such perseverance. Cao Cao must be completely frustrated. Haha.
3. A rare-medium steak and a medium steak met on the street. Why didn't they greet each other? (Assuming they could talk)\Because………………..\Because……………………\Because they are both unfamiliar~~~~~~~~\Comment: Hahaha. Exactly. How could they greet each other if they're not familiar?
4. There are two kinds of people I hate the most:\One is those who are racist;\Two is black people;\Three is people who can't count!\Comment: This person is amazing. Able to despise themselves twice. I was left speechless.
5. The World's Most KB Diary\Old Bear was about to write in his diary and realized he had used it all up. He wanted to go out to buy a new one, but it was already midnight. Still, he rode his bike through the dark streets searching, and after a long time, he finally found a bookstore that hadn't closed yet and went in. There was a diary he liked, so he asked the owner how much it cost.The owner said in a very deep voice, "This is imported, priced at 70 yuan......" Old Bear said, "That's expensive, but I only brought 50 yuan out." The owner said, "It's fine, just let it be 50 yuan." Old Bear happily said, "Thank you, boss." The owner then said in a deep, sinister voice, "When you buy it, don't turn to the last page, or something really bad could happen. Don't blame me for not warning you!" Old Bear said, "Okay, I understand." "
Old Xiong bought the diary and brought it home. He unwrapped it and placed it on the table by the window in his room. At that moment, he wanted to take a shower before coming out to write his diary......
After showering, Old Xiong noticed that the window in front of his desk had been opened, and the wind blew the diary page by page...... Just as he was about to reach the last page, Old Xiong stepped forward to stop him, but it was too late—the last page was still blown open by the wind.
KB...... Old Xiong screamed because he saw that the last page read:
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Keep pulling....
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That's enough, but at the end, I still need to pull a little more...
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The last page says ——- price: 3 yuan
