The swagger of this brother, you all will never understand~ 'Forward'

Every time there was something that required showing off, I would wear that Nike T-shirt I bought for 15 yuan at a street stall. Since the street vendor swore that he would pay ten times if it was fake, I believed him wholeheartedly. Today, I pulled that T-shirt out from under my pillow again, carefully put it on, meticulously brushed off a few dry rice grains stuck to the collar, and in front of the mirror, I took the half bowl of leftover porridge from last night, wet my hands with it, and carefully applied it to my hair. In the mirror, seeing my handsome smile and all my excited blushing, I couldn't help but laugh proudly. This laugh woke my five roommates, who shouted insults at me, but I ignored them; they had been jealous of my handsomeness for quite some time. Once my outfit was ready, I carefully touched my left pocket. The Google-brand iPhone 4s I bought last night lay there quietly. I took out the phone wrapped in cotton, removed the wrapping, and used the middle finger I had just trimmed yesterday to swipe the screen. After more than twenty seconds of swiping, the icons finally moved frame by frame to the left. I smiled with satisfaction, showing my noodles-stained, yellowed front teeth. You should know, this phone cost me 998 yuan, and I only earn 1,300 a month working the assembly line. After rent, food, and drinks, there was hardly anything left. It made me a bit sad… Today, I was going to take the bus with my newly bought phone. I straightened the Nike collar, boarded the bus, and coolly tossed a yuan into the automatic ticket slot. I thought of the two buns leaving me like that, reluctant but I didn't look back. I am a person with 'style.' There were still empty seats on the bus, but I didn't sit down. After preparing my standing posture, I found the most visually striking spot, took out the Google-brand iPhone 4s, turned the volume to maximum, and elegantly started playing Fruit Slice. The fruits took over half a minute to fly from the bottom to the top of the screen, but this actually helped me avoid bombs and scored high. I smiled and glanced around, noticing a girl on my left staring at me with an admiring and infatuated gaze. This made me uneasy; I didn't want to belong to anyone too early. After all, a young man like me, exceptional down to my DNA, belongs to all humanity!