Lei Feng was very poor as a child, with only one cherry tree at home. One day, a child accidentally fell into a water jar, so he picked the smallest pear and started eating. After eating, he threw his other shoe out the window, silently carved the character "Early" on the jar, then went up the mountain to fight a fire and was burned to death.
Yang Guo struck the Golden Wheel Dharma King with a palm, leaving five claw marks on the middle palm that bled profusely. "Nine Yin White Bone Claw?" "I never thought you, Yang Guo, practiced such a vicious martial art. Bah!" Yang Guo roared, "Horse and Gobi, I can't cut my nails." "Zhang Sanfeng: "Wuji, how much of my Taiji sword technique do you remember?" "More than half." "That's right!" ..."How much do you still remember now?" "I've already forgotten more than half." "You've been in trouble." ..."How much do you remember?" "I've already forgotten everything." "Very good!" Very good! I just taught you wrong, so now I'll teach you again. "Back then, Wu Guang proposed to Chen Sheng that we raise troops to resist Qin, and Chen Sheng hesitated. He asked Wu Guang: Resisting Qin, to put it nicely, it's an uprising; to put it bluntly, it's a rebellion. Why do you insist on dragging me along? Wu Guang said: I've thought it through. It's not appropriate for me to rebel alone. Chen Sheng asked: Why? Wu Guang said: I'll rebel alone, it's a DSLR. Damn, a DSLR ruins your whole life! After walking for several days, Wu Song suddenly saw a tavern ahead, with a sign at the entrance that read "Three Bowls Not Passing the Post." So he rushed inside, put down his baton, and shouted, "Host, bring the wine!" Soon, the waiter slowly brought over a pot of wine. Wu Song was already hungry and thirsty, and scolded, "Pour it into the bowl." The waiter glanced at Wu Song: "You just got into the bowl!" The waiter died. Crab Boss: "SpongeBob, I'm determined to kick you out of here!" Forever. Do you have any ideas?" SpongeBob: "Boss Crab!" "Boss Crab: No need to thank me." "
\Due to financial hardship, Du Fu opened a shop trying to sell poetry, but unfortunately, there were few customers. One day, Li Bai came to visit and saw the sign at the entrance: 'Fifty in five-character regulated verse, seventy in seven-character regulated verse.' He repeatedly said Du Fu didn't understand business tactics. He suggested that he set prices based on the exact amount, so that since the numbers were small, others would think it was very cheap. Du Fu thought this made sense, so he changed the sign to 'Ten yuan per ping.'Someone asked Sima Guang how he could be so arrogant and cool at such a young age. Sima Guang replied: 'You don't know a basket. You only know that I smashed the jar to save Xiao Penyu, but you don't know how Xiao Penyu fell in.' With that, he turned and left, hiding his achievements and fame. Jing Ke presented the King of Qin with a map of Yan Dukang. Opening it, he revealed a dagger. With lightning speed, Jing Ke picked it up and carved the character 'early' on the table, never being late again. Xiang Yu's army was at Bigaixia, with few soldiers and food exhausted. The Han and allied forces surrounded them in multiple layers. Liu Bang invited singer Zhou Damu to perform the 'Song of Besieged on All Sides.' The sound was mournful, like longing, like vomiting. Xiang Yu could not bear to hear it and committed suicide by the Wu River. Lian Po said, "I am a general of Zhao, with great achievements in siege and field ♂ battles, yet Lin Xiangru only labors with words ♂ and ranks above me ♂. Moreover, Xiangru is a lowly man; I am ashamed and cannot bear to be beneath him!" Xiangru said, "The reason I do this is to put the urgent needs of the state before personal grudges." When Lian Po heard this, he bared his chest and carried a thorn branch on his back. When guests came to Lin Xiangru's door to apologize, they became ♂ close friends and became close friends ♂. During the Eastern Jin dynasty, there was a man named Zu Ti, who had a good friend ♂ named Liu Kun. When they were young, the two often discussed philosophy ♂. Always passionate and filled with righteous indignation, the two agreed that every night when they heard roosters crow, they would get up in their clothes and draw their swords to practice martial arts. Later, they both contracted the H7N9 avian flu. Cao Pi became King of Wei, but was very jealous of his younger brother Cao Zhi's talent and wanted to find an excuse to kill him. One day, he summoned Cao Zhi to the palace, ordering him to compose a poem within seven steps, or else he would be executed without mercy. Cao Zhi helplessly said, "Fine, at worst, I won't laugh or walk." After saying this, Cao Zhi hopped on his feet and tripped over the threshold of the main hall, collapsing and falling. Hua Xiong led his troops down the pass, using a long pole to lift Prefect Sun's red headscarf to the front of the camp, loudly cursing and threatening the battle. "Yuan Shu turned out from behind the valiant general Yu She and said, "I am willing to go." Shao was pleased and ordered Yu She to mount his horse. Immediately, a report came: "Yu She and Hua Xiong fought less than three rounds before Hua Xiong killed him." The crowd was shocked. General Pan Feng mounted his horse carrying a large axe and said, "I want the mid laner; if you don't give it, I'll send you." The man rode a camel alone through the desert for several days, his desire surging. The camel could handle it, but not tall enough, so he tried every possible way to bring it down, exhausted and unable to do so. Suddenly, he saw a woman lying in the nearby sand, barely alive, her life hanging by a thread. The man stepped forward to feed and drink her to save her life. The woman said, "Big brother, a great kindness needs no thanks!""You can make me do anything now!" the man said: "Come! Help me knock the camel down! 'Bii~'"
