Sister-in-law, don't worry, I'll be the first to break through their three defenses~ (ZHUAN)

When Guan Yu received news of Liu Bei at Cao's camp, he immediately left with his sister-in-law. His sister-in-law asked, 'There are several checkpoints ahead. Uncle, are you confident you can get through?' Guan Yu stripped completely naked, rode on Red Hare, and replied, 'Do not worry, sister-in-law. I will first destroy the three checkpoints.'
When Li Bai was young, he did not like studying. One day, he saw an old lady by the river, preparing to grind an iron pestle into a needle. Li Bai laughed heartily: 'How long will this take!' The old lady said seriously: 'If one day is not enough, I will grind for two days, if two days are not enough, I will grind for three days. As long as you persevere, you will succeed.' Li Bai felt very ashamed and began to study seriously from then on. He deeply realized: if you don't study, you will be as foolish as that old lady.
When Bao Zheng was young, he was very mischievous and always liked to pull the crescent moon off his forehead to play with it. One day, a long-bearded old man passed by his house and happened to see him playing with it in his hand. The old man walked up to Bao Zheng and said earnestly: 'If you are well, it will be the clear sky.'
One day, Jiang Qing accompanied Mao Zedong to a tailor shop to make clothes. When choosing the color, Mao hesitated and asked everyone for their opinion: 'Do you think black is good or white is good?' Jiang Qing, trying to please Mao, immediately said: 'Chairman, you look good in anything!' The tailor thought for a while and said seriously: 'Black is beautiful.' The tailor died.
'Do not take even a single needle or thread from the people! Guards! Take away the tailor and the fabric!'
Tang Seng and his disciples arrived in the Western Heaven. Guanyin, slightly apologetically, told them: 'I am truly sorry. Because I miscalculated, I now have to give you an additional challenge. How about fighting the White Bone Spirit three more times?' Wukong thought that although the demon was strong, he could handle it, so he agreed. Thus, they were again transported to White Bone Ridge, surrounded by thirty-six White Bone Spirits. \It is estimated that no more than three people will understand this~ (explained on the 10th floor~)
'Comrade Lei Feng, you read, train every day, and do so many good deeds. How do you manage your time so well?' 'Chairman, I bought a watch last year.' Lei Feng died at the age of 22.
Archimedes once went to the bathhouse. When he lay in the bathtub, he found that the deeper he sank, the more water overflowed the tub. At that moment, a spark of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly stood up from the bathtub: 'I am so fat!'
When Da Vinci was a child, he learned to draw under a teacher. His teacher was very strict with him, requiring him to draw eggs every day. Only after drawing the eggs well could he draw anything else. At first, Da Vinci did not understand, but later the teacher told him: 'Every egg is different. You have to observe it from every angle and draw it!' From then on, Da Vinci would bury his head in drawing for a whole day, forgetting to eat and sleep. In the end, the teacher felt sorry for him and reminded him: 'Go put on your pants and eat first.'
The teacher gave an example: 'For instance, most people's eggs are bigger on the left side than the right, but Chun Ge's eggs are bigger on both sides than the other side. You have to draw Chun Ge's eggs; if you can't draw them correctly, you are not allowed to eat!!' Da Vinci passed away at the age of eight....
Cao Cao invited his ministers to a banquet. During the meal, two concubines quarreled over favor. They insisted on fighting to the death and demanded the Chancellor to take sides for them. Cao Cao was so angry that he got a headache and scolded loudly: 'You two may as well perish together!' The surroundings fell silent. Suddenly, a military general jumped from his seat, knelt on the ground, and shouted: 'Your servant Yu Jin thanks the Chancellor for the reward!'
The ugly duckling was born very ugly, and nobody liked it. It was bullied by other ducks when it was young. Feeling sad, it left its mother and wandered alone, encountering strong winds, heavy rain, hunting dogs, unruly children… But the ugly duckling did not fear. It fought hard, studied diligently, and improved itself. Eventually, people realized that although it wasn't beautiful, it was quite tasty.
Zhuangzi said: 'Fish swim freely when they are comfortable; this is the happiness of fish.' Huizi said: 'You are not a fish, how do you know if fish are happy?' Zhuangzi said: 'You are not me; how do you know that I don't know fish are happy?' Huizi said: 'I am not you, so I naturally don't know that you know fish are happy; you are not a fish, so you completely do not know fish are happy.' The fish said: 'You two stop arguing. Answer me one question, and I will tell you whether I am happy.' The two said: 'Go ahead.' The fish said: 'Hey~! Who is more handsome, me or Xu Gong from the north of the city?'
Sun Wukong: 'Sister-in-law, I'm inside you.' Princess Iron Fan: 'Uncle, come out quickly~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~' Sun Wukong: 'Sister-in-law, I'm coming out, open your mouth.' Princess Iron Fan: 'Ah~~' \ A big mouthful of innuendo~
Dear brother, on this journey to the West to obtain the scriptures, it seems that demons and monsters are rampant. I will give you a treasured item that can subdue demons."After speaking, Emperor Taizong took a piece of clothing from the guards behind him and draped it over Tang Seng, saying to him, 'This small suit jacket is fitted at the waist.'
After the snake spirit captured the seven Calabash Brothers, she fell into thought: why are the Calabash Brothers grown from the same vine all different? So she had the brothers breed with each other to cultivate the next generation and thus discover their dominant and recessive traits, thereby deriving the laws of inheritance, centuries earlier than Mendel.
It is said that Wu Song drank quite a lot at the inn under Jingyang Ridge, and staggered up the ridge. Due to the effect of the alcohol, he found a large blue stone to lie down on, but suddenly heard a fierce wind and saw a large beast about to pounce. Wu Song leaped up to dodge, but the beast relentlessly chased him. Exhausted from fleeing, Wu Song quickly came up with an idea and threw a bottle of cough syrup at the beast.
In ancient times, there was a Mr. Nanguao. Under King Xuan of Qi, he shamelessly played the yu to earn a lot of money. Later, when King Min of Qi ascended the throne, he liked to listen to a single yu performance from him. Nanguao realized he could no longer bluff, so he went to King Min of Qi and said, 'Your Majesty, actually I am best at playing another instrument.' King Min happily said, 'What instrument? Play it for me... pull my pants, what are you trying to do?... insolent!... ah. oh. oh. comfortable...' Where is the integrity?!
It is said that when Cao Cao invaded Jingzhou, Liu Bei fled to Jiangnan, and Cao Cao pursued him. One day and night, they reached the Changban Bridge in Dangyang. Liu Bei abandoned his wife and ran, leaving Zhang Fei with over twenty riders to cover the retreat. Fei took position on the water-broken bridge, glaring and brandishing his spear: 'Zhang Yide is here, come face death together!' Later generations said, 'A roar at Changban Bridge made the water flow backward by breaking the bridge.' The enemies dared not come close, so they were spared. Later, Zhang Fei was detained by the local police for allegedly damaging public property."