It is said that when I was born, a cloud of auspicious clouds appeared in the northern sky, gradually approaching from afar. When it reached the roof of my house, it transformed into one word: handsome. - When Dad saw me, he cried hoarsely for a month and a half. He absolutely refused to believe I was a child inherited from his chromosomes. Several times, he rushed to my mother's bedside with a kitchen knife, waving it and threatening to chop me into mince. My mother protected me with her life, and only then did I survive.
I am not human, I am a god
Creation Realm 7 Later, to prove her innocence, my mother took my father to the hospital for a paternity test. The doctor lifted the blanket and only glanced at it before crying, wiping his nose and saying, 'Go back, this is not your son, not anyone else's. Humans can't give birth to such handsome children...... A young nurse intern passed by, saw me in swaddling clothes, immediately found a box of red ink stick, printed my fingerprints on it, and loosened her hair in a flash, murmuring to me: 'Long hair is left for you,' If I don't marry you in this life, my hair will never fade, with a quiet lamp and ancient Buddhas, combing my own ...... in my boudoir. My mother hurried outside, jogging all the way, and accidentally ran into an elderly lady waiting to give birth in the obstetrics and gynecology next door. The old lady grabbed my mother and said kindly, "Child, why are you so anxious? What's so upsetting about it?" Don't bump the child...... -
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My mother was annoyed by her pestering and yanked off the blanket. As soon as the old lady saw me, she immediately became lunatic, tears streaming down her face, slammed down on the ground, and shook her head, shouting: I was born 50 years earlier!!!!!!!!! Mother ...... - When I was fifteen, I still didn't dare go to school. It wasn't that I hadn't been to kindergarten, but after a long day in kindergarten, I didn't dare go. The whole school, teachers, and dean went crazy. My face was swollen like a watermelon from the little girl's kisses. The aunties beat the kids hard, not for any other reason, but because they were born in the same age group as me. Only when the military and police intervened did the spasms finally subside. Once, feeling bored, I sneaked out at night. I was planning to run away if I saw a female animal, but after I left, all I got was a scream and no one chased me. I carefully looked back and saw that they had all fainted on the beach...... "I'm not human, I'm a god." There was also a court lawsuit against me, claiming I had ruined a family's happiness. The wife of that family saw photos of me secretly taken when I was six and actually asked her husband for a divorce.After the court accepted the case, it issued a summons to me. Upon receiving the summons, I expressed my willingness to appear in court because this kind of life was really unbearable. However, the summons never reached the court, because I had signed it, so it was intercepted by the mail carrier halfway... Later, the mail carrier was sentenced to 122 years in prison.
(The reporter from the TV station came to interview me; the glass in front of the camera fainted three times, and the young girl responsible for taking notes literally wrote Chinese in Italian and Spanish. When it was broadcast, because the TV station mosaicked my face, it was smashed the next day...
The United Nations allocated special funds to build me a hiding place on the summit of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I enjoyed peace—real peace—the blue sky felt incredibly close, and God seemed within reach.
I was peaceful, but also extremely frustrated. I stood at the peak and shouted: I am not handsome!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, a soothing, ethereal voice came from the sky: No, you are lying...
God, can't you at least lie to me...? I was furious, extremely furious!!! I questioned God: Why did You make me so handsome!!!!!!
God's soothing voice came again: What did you say?
I went limp all over and cried out: Why am I so handsome...
God was silent... After a while, God finally spoke: You are humble...
At that moment, I thought of jumping off the peak... Suddenly, a group of people rushed up the mountain from below.
I went insane!!!
I stood on a rock, facing the sheer cliff, hysterically shouting: If you dare come up!!! I will jump!! The crowd froze, an astonishing silence...
The crowd began to stir, and many people, as if possessed, jumped off the cliff, more and more! In the end, only a few people who had fainted remained on the mountain, the rest all jumped off the cliff. I looked down and saw they had laid their bodies to form a soft cushion for me, fearing I might lose my footing and fall...
I was isolated and helpless...
I was given special protection by women, and they considered it an honor just to see me.Since the last Everest incident, scientists discovered that human potential is actually so powerful, because during that Everest incident, 10% of people had terminal illnesses, 10% were disabled, and 10% were mentally challenged... Many female cancer patients endured over ten years just to see me and became anti-cancer celebrities. Some female disabled individuals, after seeing me, were able to throw away crutches and wheelchairs that had accompanied them for decades, and a few even broke world 100-meter records several times. -\With no other choice, the Third World War broke out. Men, to defend their dignity, used atomic bombs... -.\-\After the explosions, I was the only person left alive in the world because I was protected in a nuclear shelter. When I stepped out, the earth was barren, everywhere was desolation and ruins left by the war... -\Suddenly, I discovered that there was still life on the ground! It was a cockroach!!! The cockroach's vitality was beyond everyone's expectations. I held up the cockroach, tears streaming down my face, and the cockroach trembled all over. As I looked around, I saw that under my feet, there was a swarm of cockroaches! All females!!! Meanwhile, on the other shoreline, all the male cockroaches were glaring menacingly!!!!! -\No one would have expected that Earth's Fourth World War would actually occur among cockroaches...\Epilogue: After my death and millions of years later, when humans were born, they found my remains and reconstructed my appearance, burying me in the Arctic. Above my gravestone, a cloud floated year-round, shifting and changing, showing only one word: Handsome...
