1. Man: I just don't understand, why can you admire handsome guys, but I can't appreciate beautiful women?
Woman: When I admire handsome guys, I am enjoying beautiful things, but what you do is just satisfying dirty thoughts in your mind.
2. The girl cried on the phone: You liar! I finally understand, the reason you were in a long-distance relationship with me is because your dad is a manager at the mobile company, right? You're happy after cheating me out of so much phone credit.
3. Man: "I have a car."
Woman: "Really? What kind of car?"
Man: "Guess, the first letter is B."
The woman's eyes lit up, murmuring, "BMW."
The man smiled slightly: "BYD."
4. Actually, I don't understand the Five Elements techniques, but I pretended to be a wandering magician, grabbed her hand, and said, "Let me read your fortune." Then I casually talked nonsense. Then I extended my hand for her to see, "Please pay attention to my palm lines and your own." Saying that, I solemnly put my palm against hers.
"Do you know what this is called?" I pretended to be profound, then said, "This is called ‘hearts in sync.'"
5. If your girlfriend is both willful and unreasonable, needing you to coax her every day. At this time, another girl who is gentle and understanding likes you. Do you choose to break up with your girlfriend or refuse the new girl?
Divine answer: Whoever comes along is the same, so don't trust those opposition parties…
