My brother's ailing romance plot:
\My brother called me: 'Sis, I feel like I don't need love.'
\Me = =, 'Why? Don't you know that life without love misses out on more than half of the happiness?'
\My brother: 'For me, friendship and family completely can replace love.'
\Me even more = =, 'Friendship~~~ Are you going to mess around with some buddy of yours?'
\My brother: 'What do you mean?'
\Me: 'Are you turning gay?'
\My brother = =: 'Sis, actually, recently I've been with a girl...'
\Me: 'Don't you know that not explaining is just covering up? It's useless, I don't believe it...'
