The Student Union's Personal Opinion\Opening Speech

【President's Declaration】\ G-Good everyone, greetings. I am Yingye, newly appointed student council president…\ …Ahem ahem…Ying……Yin……Ying…Ye, Kurimu.\ Students (Just glossing over it!)\ Uh. Well… ……s-s-s-s-s.\ Students (Already using a cheat sheet right after taking office!)\ Yes, yes, the pledge, the pledge. Uh, what's what… First, I swear I will do my best to make this school better… …OK! First, I swear I will do my best to make this school greater!\ Students (Said it twice! And stumbled the first time!)\ Since I have become president, I want our academy to become the number one high school in the world!\ Students (Such a huge goal, it's unbelievable!)\ Everyone, perhaps you will, under my guidance in this era, at this school, be grateful to the deities, right? As long as you leave it to me, everything will go smoothly!\ Students (Completely unconvincing!)\ As for specific activities… First, collecting taxes!\ Students (A tyrant————————————!)\ Eh? Is something wrong, teacher?… Ah, not allowed… But but… … …Ah. …Sorry.\ Students (Got scolded! Got scolded right after taking office!)\ …Everyone, sorry. I got too carried away… …Sigh.\ Students (Mood clearly dropped!)\ …。……Sniffle.\Students (Crying! T-This isn't good! Everyone, quickly liven up the atmosphere!)\ E-everyone... Sniffle. To think you're applauding so passionately… I see… Even if the teacher disagrees, everyone… everyone supports the tax system, right?\ Students (Misinterpreted meaning!)\ But, sorry, the tax system that everyone supports seems a bit difficult… Considering things in the future, though it's sudden, this pledge will be abolished. Instead…\ During my term, I will make the school's land area seventy-five times what it is now!\ Students (What's the point of this!)\ A vast school is truly exciting, isn't it! I think everyone can feel the romance from words like "gigantic school" or "academy city”!I really like it!\ Students (because you yourself are so young...)\ So this year we need to expand the school——...Eh? Teacher, what's wrong?\ Students (getting scolded again...)\ ...Uwaa. Bu-but... I absolutely will not give in on this point!\ Students (not giving in at all!)\ It's not an exaggeration to say that I only accepted the position of president for this very reason!\ Students (we hope that's an exaggeration!)\ A-adults know nothing about us! Right, everyone!\ Students (demanding a very childish agreement from us!)\ Look, look into everyone's eyes! Look at these boys and girls filled with despair!\ Students (mainly despair at the new student council president)\ Do you teachers not feel any shame making students show such expressions!\ Students (you don't feel ashamed at all either)\ Hmph... Is that so. No matter what, we must stop the school's expansion... Fine. I understand. In that case, it's an all-out war between all the students and the teacher faction!\ Students (started a war on their own! And we're still on the president's side!)\ Everyone! Don't worry! I will definitely... I will definitely make the school vast!\ Students (we don't care anymore!)\ Eh? Teacher, why are you holding your forehead? Eh? You can't handle me anymore? Just leave it to me? ...Su-success, everyone! We've won!\ Students (an unexpected victory——————————————————————————?!)\ So, construction will start immediately tomorrow... Eh? Wh-what is it, Shigen.\ I'm just demonstrating my resolve now—ah, it hurts! Wh-why are you hitting me~ uh, uh?... Yes... yes... that's right... What you said is correct...\ ...Ah. I-I'm sorry.\ Students (The president is being overpowered by the secretary! The president is so weak!)\ ...Ugh. ...Everyone, I'm sorry. Ugh... The ambition to expand the school has been destroyed...\ Students (the pact is being constantly revoked...)\ ... ...\ Students (not speaking anymore... What should we do...)\ ...?Uh… you're, ah, Vice President Sugisaki, the one who confessed to all the student council members when we first met! W-what are you doing! I'm the one giving the speech right now… Eh? Mm, mm… uh… mm. I-is this okay?\ But… ah, it hurts! W-why are you flicking my forehead~ Huh? Anyway, I'll do as you said… What are you acting so impressive for…\ It hurts! I-I got it already…\ Students: (It seems the weird vice president came out, then went back…)\ Uh… because the vice president told me not to overdo it and just to speak my true feelings… Even though it's annoying, I'll follow what he said.\ Students: (Even though she says this and that, she really takes others' advice…)\ Um… ah. Although I just abolished two rules at once… But I can guarantee at least this much. I'll do my best. I will try very, very hard. Even if I face setbacks, I'll do my best.\ Students: (…)\ S-sorry for saying such a clichéd thing… Mmm.\ B-but, I'm serious! I will do my best as president! Though I might cause trouble for everyone like just now!\ But I will see it through! I will not give up! This is the “absolute” part!\ So… i-if everyone is willing to support me, I'd be really happy…\ …Phew. I'm so sorry.\ Students: (So… so…?)\ E-everyone, what's wrong? D-do you have a stomach ache?\ Students: (Cute ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)??\ W-why are you suddenly applauding! Wh-what! What's going on?\ I-I don't really get it, but it looks scary. The speech ends here!\ Waaah?! W-why am I being thrown up?!\ Students: (Presi. dent! Presi. dent! Presi. dent!)\ H-help me——————————!\ —–That concludes the speech of the new student council president, Kurimu Sakurano.\Well, I'm catching up with this series now, it's hilarious, and the president is super cute~~~~~~