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It is said that when I was born, a patch of auspicious clouds appeared in the northern sky, gradually drifting from far to near. When they floated above the roof of my house, they transformed into a character: Handsome? – When my father saw me, he cried hoarsely for a month and a half, unable to believe that I was his own son. Several times he rushed to my mother's bedside with a kitchen knife, swinging it and saying he would chop me into mincemeat. My mother protected me with her life, and only then was I able to survive. Later, to prove her innocence, my mother dragged my father to the hospital for a paternity test. When the doctor pulled back the blanket, he only glanced at me and burst into tears, wiping his nose and saying, 'Go home, this is not your son, nor is it anyone else's; humans cannot give birth to such a handsome child…' A trainee nurse walked by, saw me in the swaddle, immediately found a box of red ink, took my fingerprint, and then let my neatly combed hair down all at once. She murmured to me: 'Long hair kept for you, in this life, if I do not marry you, my long hair will not lessen; in the light of the old lamp and Buddha, I will comb it myself in my chamber…?' – My mother hurriedly left, running along the way, accidentally bumping into an old lady waiting to give birth in the neighboring obstetrics ward. When the old lady saw me, she immediately went completely insane, tears streaming, plopped down on the ground, shaking her head and yelling: 'I was born 50 years too early!!!!!!' My mother, annoyed by the old lady clinging to her, escaped the hospital with me… – By the time I was fifteen, I still didn't dare to go to school. It wasn't that I hadn't attended before; in kindergarten, I went for half a day and then didn't dare to return. The children, teachers, and principal went crazy. My face was swollen into a watermelon from girls kissing me. The aunts wildly beat the children, not for any other reason than that they were born in the same year as me. Military and police intervention was needed to calm the riot. Once, when I was extremely bored, I sneaked out at night. I had prepared to run away if I saw a female animal, but surprisingly, when I went out, other than a scream, no one chased me. I cautiously looked back and found that they had all fainted on the beach… Am I not human but divine? Another time, there was a court case against me, claiming that I had ruined a family's happiness. It turned out that the lady of that family saw a photo of me secretly taken when I was six and actually requested a divorce from her husband. After the court accepted the case, they issued me a subpoena. Upon receiving it, I expressed willingness to appear in court, because such a life was truly unbearable.However, the summons never made it back to the court, because I had signed it, so it was intercepted by the mailman halfway... Later, the mailman was sentenced to 122 years in prison. (Leaving~ The TV station came to interview me, the glass in front of the camera that I was resisting collapsed three times, and the young girl responsible for taking notes literally wrote Chinese in a mix of Italian and Spanish. When it was broadcast, because the TV station pixelated my face, the next day it was vandalized... The United Nations allocated special funds to build a hideout for me at the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I enjoyed the tranquility, true tranquility, the blue sky felt incredibly close, and God was within reach. ?- - I was calm, but also extremely frustrated. I stood on the peak and shouted: I'm not handsome!!!!!!! ?- - Suddenly, a soothing, otherworldly voice came from the sky: No, you're lying... ?-. God, can't you fool me... I was angry, extremely angry!!! I questioned God: Why have you made me so handsome!!!!! ?- - God's soothing voice came again: What did you say? ?- - My whole body went limp, and I wept: Why am I so handsome... ?- - God was silent... After a while, God spoke: You are humble... At that moment, I wanted to jump off the peak... Suddenly, a group of people stormed up the mountain, ?- - I went mad!!! - I stood on a rock, facing the abyss, hysterically: If you dare come up!!! I will jump!! The crowd froze in place, an incredible silence... ?- - The crowd began to stir, many, as if possessed, jumped off the cliff one after another, more and more! In the end, only a few fainted, remaining on the mountain; the rest all jumped off the cliff. I looked down, and they had formed a soft cushion with their bodies to prevent me from falling... I was isolated and helpless... ?- - I was under special protection, and women considered it an honor to meet me.Since the last Everest incident, scientists discovered that human potential is actually so powerful, because during that Everest incident, 10% of the people were suffering from terminal illnesses, 10% were disabled, and 10% were mentally challenged... Many female cancer patients endured suffering for over a decade just to see me and became anti-cancer stars; some disabled women, after seeing me, threw away crutches and wheelchairs that had accompanied them for decades, and a few even repeatedly broke world records in the hundred-meter race. - Helplessly, World War III broke out. Men used atomic bombs to defend their dignity... After the explosions, I was the only person left alive in the world because I was protected in a nuclear-safe zone. When I stepped out, the earth was desolate, everywhere was the aftermath of war, desolation, and ruins... - Suddenly, I discovered that there was something alive on the ground! It was a cockroach!!! The resilience of the cockroach was beyond everyone's expectations. I held this cockroach in my hands, tears streaming down my face, and the cockroach was trembling all over. As I looked around, it turned out that beneath my feet was a whole colony of cockroaches! All female!!! And on another coastline, all the male cockroaches were eyeing them menacingly!!!!! - No one would have expected that the Earth's Fourth World War would occur among the cockroaches... Postscript: Millions of years later, humans of the future were born, and people discovered that on Mount Everest there is a cloud floating all year round, changing shapes constantly, with only one word: Handsome........................................