Just thinking about it makes me angry!
I carried a phone, and they actually accused me of leaking secrets! Damn it! They even wanted to destroy my phone. This is really f***ed up. You tell me, what secrets could a tiny little soldier like me possibly leak? Are the Americans bored out of their minds or what? I've been surfing the internet for three years and never been monitored. This is unbelievably ridiculous! (Ping Pong Big Tree, your son's phone was taken too, by the way, help me get mine back.)
