Dark Horse Xuanxuan Chapter
*Xuanxuan: I want to go to college.
\Dark Horse: Who is college?
*Dark Horse: My chrysanthemum is itchy.
Xuanxuan: My little buddy is itchy too.
*Xuanxuan: Asking for trouble.
Dark Horse: Going to die!
*Dark Horse: Had a fever, jerked off once, and actually got better!
Xuanxuan: Jerking off is healthier.
*Xuanxuan: My tablet is broken.
Dark Horse: Told you not to use so much force.
*Dark Horse: The boss lady called me.
Xuanxuan: Take care of your body.
*Xuanxuan: 1+1=?
Dark Horse: End Xuan.
*Dark Horse: Xuan, have a cup of chrysanthemum tea.
Xuanxuan: Should I insert a tube into the chrysanthemum?
Huangfu Destined Chapter
*Huangfu: I just watched Attack on Titan.
Destined: I just watched Attack Huangfu!
*Destined: Why is today's egg soup so tasty, what did you put in it?
Huangfu: Three thousand descendants of Dark Horse.
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Destined: Hello everyone, let me tell you a story. \ Tomato: What kind of story? \ Destined: There was a tomato walking on the street, then it got hungry, so it cooked and ate itself along with its eggs.
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