[Amazing People, Amazing Stories] BBS Chain in the University Restroom

One day at a university in Xi'an, while releasing excess substances from my body, I was shocked to find that the door panel was truly brilliant... Below are the characters on the door panel, each with its own unique style. (Note: The numbers were added by myself; it was only on the 20th floor that someone added the numbers; future replies will have numbers at the front.) I'm bored and sleazy enough too, holding a notebook and standing there copying.... 1. Hmm, the weather is nice today. I'm in a pretty good mood too. 2. Sigh, the weather forecast said it would rain tonight. Yesterday, my girlfriend just broke up with me. So painful. 3. Is it painful? If you don't tell me, how would everyone know? How many packs of YAO do I have here? TOU pills. Guaranteed to make you HIGH to heaven. If you need it, please call 110 to order. 4. Brother, how much is that pill per pill? I want to buy a few tonight. 5. Those pills. Why don't you just call for consultation? Maybe the quantity is big and there might be a discount. Hehe. 5. Upstairs, our newly arrived art intern is quite pretty. When will you come perform for me? 6. Random writing or scribbling. Each of the ten above will be fined fifty. Please pay the fine to the principal. Call the following number for a 20% discount. 135..... (Number omitted, tested and it's Teacher Yi's number). 7. Who said Teacher Wang has a 20% discount? If you ask him for a favor, you have to treat him to food and drinks. In the end, it's 300%. Brothers, don't be fooled. 8. Haha, I'm back again. Very fun! 9. Fun? If the director of the class of 2003 finds out you wrote it, let's see if you still enjoy it. 10. Seriously BS the person above, breaking discipline. It should be taken out and dealt with. What do you all think? 11. Hmm, rule 9 isn't fun. Admins should delete it and block its ID. 12. Yes, ban their ID. Also, a reminder: when you're about to poop, please do your horse stance, or the pieces that come out will be very small, understand? 13. Is the person upstairs a lay disciple from Shaolin Temple? Do you have to poop in horse stance? 14. Xiaofang, whose English is average, passed CET-4. Not sure how she passed. Does anyone know?
15, Amitabha, form is emptiness, emptiness is form
16, may the Lord bless you, Amen!
17, oh no, can't take it anymore
18, the person upstairs can't continue? Then why are you pooping! Stuff it back in
19, put it back? The cesspit is full of poop, which poop is yours?
20, let me teach you a trick. Just try it one by one. If the taste is crisp and not greasy, it's yours. Have you tried the person downstairs?
21, this trick doesn't work, haven't you heard the saying "blood is thicker than water"?Actually, feces are the same. Draw 3000ml of your own blood and pour it into the cesspool. The one who mixes with you becomes your own. There really are a lot of bored people. After coming here, I swore to become a scientist specializing in toilet culture. After seeing the person above, I vowed to become a psychologist. Dedicated to studying toilet turning into Tai. 25. Finished reading, finished defecating. Finished writing. 26. Xing feeling current students: once 400, twice 700, overnight 900. Welcome to contact ******* (Han, principal's office phone) 27. Lovely current students: once 350, twice 600, overnight 800. Guaranteed satisfaction, welcome to taste. Contact QQ: 28**\ 28, wild current students, once 300, twice 500, overnight stay 700, exciting and fun, unforgettable aftertaste, please call 135* (same number as 11th floor)
29, poor current student, one session 200, two sessions 300, overnight stay 350, holidays open without breaks. There's a 20% discount this Saturday. 30. What's the phone number upstairs? 31. Please call 114 to inquire. 31. The nationwide free consultation hotline of the On-Campus Girls' Alliance is real. 800-80045. The person upstairs is lying, so the phone can't be reached. 32. The fool upstairs can get through by phone? 33. The idiot upstairs can get through with an iron rod, and the phone can be reached. 34. Everyone else is drunk, but I'm the only one awake, only I'm awake. 35. Major international news: Xiaobu likes Xiaoquan. I plan to marry Koizumi in 2009.
36. I came here to pee. After seeing it, I drew a turtle as a keepsake. 37. I personally came here.
38. The attack on Iraq was actually arranged by me. Xiao Bu is my subordinate
39, why isn't there a post on the 0th floor?\ 40. I'm really foolish
41. I'm even more foolish than you
42. Fools have their own luck. Don't feel inferior to the two above. Actually, I'm not much smarter than you
43. We all fell for the trick of the person on the 40th floor. For no, I call myself the top talent on campus....\ 44. Could it be that the person upstairs is the famous schoolgirl assassin—Old Wang Wang?
45. No, no, I'm afraid Old Wang's superb medical skills have become the beloved 'King of Gou' everywhere. 46. Haha, I like the famous writers on the 24th floor. A famous writer from China's future. 47. Lately, I've been running to this bathroom, haha. I'll draw a turtle as a mark too. 48. This bathroom is famous. CCTV will broadcast it live tomorrow. Please stay tuned. The above is live report by Xiao Wang
73. I finished pooping a long time ago, so after I finish, I left and also marked a turtle as a mark.
74. The girls' dormitory in the west wing of the campus has good things to see.
75, Ma? Right! You upstairs, what are you doing here? We've been discovered!76. I haven't been Se? Lang for many years.
77. People's hearts have drifted apart, the team is hard to lead.
78. What annoys me most is your chaotic replies, not a bit of language skill.
79. Upstairs, can you pass me?
80. I want to try.
81. Be serious, be serious, don't mess around, this place is **.
82. Why are you in such a hurry? Wash your P buttocks and wait for me.
83. I have already washed, where are you?
84. Hanging around, sooner or later, will have to **.
85. You are treating human life lightly! Who said that? Anyway, it wasn't me.
86. Brother Li, you're back? (I know this is adapted from a primary school student saying, 'Grandpa Lien, you're back' when Lien Chan returned to Xi'an)
87. Student Chairman's Reminder: No urinating or defecating here, offenders will be punished with meeting the super campus beauty ** (rumored to be a very flashy, ugly, yet rich 'woman' on campus).
88. Mr. Chairman, if not here, then where should we go?
89. There are toilets everywhere on campus, if you don't defecate here, there are other places. You are welcome to defecate once for free in the principal's office.
90. Poop! Urine! Don't waste it, the growth of campus plants requires our action, advocate urinating and defecating anywhere.
91. Poop and urine are very nutritious, can be steamed, stir-fried, boiled, or braised, taste delicious. Truly one of the must-have dishes in the kitchen.
92. Gou.Gou defecates and urinates here. Hehe.
93. Ma? Who is upstairs? Find out L? J!
94. I agree with upstairs, now I command you to execute it, otherwise you'll also be L? J.
95. Approve upstairs second floor to investigate, otherwise L? J the three of you.
96. Let's go, hug a handsome guy and chat with the principal.
97. Terrible, terrible, so there are such same-sex relationships here. I must move to the girls' dormitory!
98. You said move and just move? Did you ask me? I'm the girl terminator.
99. I express deep condolences for the ordeal of 92, and send regards to their family.
100. I strongly disapprove of the actions of 93-95 upstairs, hope they make a deep self-reflection.
101. I came to defecate, but fear the overwhelming stench, lower places aren't fragrant enough!
102. Hehe, I'm here to defecate, everyone continue.
103. You said continue so continue? Laozi won't do it.
104. If you don't do, then do what? Do what, do what. Do what, do what.
105. Upstairs is full of profound meaning. We shouldn't take it lightly. Admire, admire.
106. What does the previous floor mean? My culture is low, don't understand, can someone explain?
107. Wow! 104 is indeed an expert, language truly incisive!It's a pity I didn't understand either. Haha. 108, everyone, downstairs has a peerless martial art. Super powerful, please watch my move? 222, me? What move? Watch my 'jump off the building' ultimate move. 110, N? N-did, fortunately you ran into me, jump 222 and I'll kill you when you fall, feel free to call 110 for a free chat. 111, Haha, I understand the meaning of the previous post. Why not use the Eighteen Palms to Subdue the Elder? 112, Oh my god! I forgot to wipe my P-butt while watching, my poop is all dry. 113, Upstairs~~~ boss! Change pen! 114, Why change pen, don't you know there's an economic storm now? Save wherever you can. 115, Amitabha, your humble monk has come for alms. Good, good. 123, Upstairs is profound, take me as your disciple, master. 124, Monkey, are you randomly bowing to masters again? Be careful, I'll chant a spell (can't type certain characters out, haha). 125, Master! Monkey brother is not respecting you. Chant to death. 126, Upstairs, could it be Bajie? Still holding a grudge over the Gao Village incident? 127, Ha~~~ laughing to death. 128, I feel sorrow for the passing of the upstairs, may his spirit rest in peace in heaven. Amen. 129, Can't write anymore. Boss, change the page! 130, Who said you can't write more? 131, Surely you can write more! Otherwise, boss, change the page and keep writing!