Counting the Zombie Jokes Over the Years 4

The original poster: Dumpling, I am a small dish Views: 155 Replies: 1 Posted in: 2013-07-05 18:12:38
After bin Laden's death, his will was revealed, saying: 'China is the only country in the world that cannot be provoked! The reasons are as follows: Al-Qaeda once sent out eight top elite terrorist members they had trained for nearly ten years to attack China. The results were as follows: The first one got dizzy on the overpass when trying to bomb Beijing; the second couldn't get on the bus in Shanghai to bomb it; the third had the remote control stolen while trying to bomb a supermarket in Shaanxi; the fourth got beaten up badly by security when trying to blow up a building in Chongqing: "Troublemaker! Petitioner!"; the fifth successfully bombed a mine in Shanxi causing hundreds of casualties but returned to base, and six months passed without any news, and he was executed by the organization for "deceiving the organization"; the sixth went to bomb Guangzhou, but just after leaving the train station, the bomb bag was stolen by a motorcycle gang, leaving him stunned for a long time; the seventh went to Tieling in Liaoning, but was quickly deceived and crippled; the eighth went to Henan, but ran into human traffickers and has disappeared without a trace. In the end, bin Laden couldn't stand it and decided to cultivate terrorists in China from childhood, but unexpectedly, shortly after birth, Sanlu caused their death. \Upper line: The sound of the wind, the sound of the rain, the sound of reading, I make no sound; \Lower line: Family matters, national matters, world matters, they're none of your business. \Horizontal inscription: Go play elsewhere.
A man licked his girlfriend's hand, which accidentally caused his girlfriend's close female friend to become pregnant; the father of the child is the man's roommate. Seeking an explanation.
So much bromance plus an unexpected fatherhood. ________Every month, there are always a few of Mao's bills; his face changes from rosy to green, from green to yellow, from yellow to blue, then from blue to purple, then cyan, and finally departs from me!!
I've used my iPhone 5 for 7 months, and it doesn't crash as badly as everyone says, basically once every two or three days, and removing the battery can solve it. When I bought it, the seller gave me an extra spare battery. The screen resolution is indeed very high, much clearer than my MP4. As for photography, the 1GB TF card the seller gave me is a bit small; after storing some Phoenix Legend music and some Java games, it was full. I dared not record video. The external sound is indeed great, and it gets more attention than my previous colorful running lights. There are also drawbacks; sometimes SIM card 2 misses texts or calls, I hope Apple can improve this, after all Apple is a strong company.
Today I walked to a nearby internet café and saw a man with a disabled right hand sitting quietly in front of a computer, waiting for it to start. He attracted my attention: his right hand is completely disabled, how does he use a mouse? I walked over and softly asked: 'Your hand is like this, how can you hold a mouse?'He slowly took a drag of his cigarette, then calm as if telling someone else's story, said: "I love Dream Three Kingdoms. I've been playing it for about five years since middle school, but unfortunately, I had a car accident a year ago, one of my hands is paralyzed, my ears are almost deaf, and my brain isn't very sharp anymore. This forced me to give up five years of playing Dream Three Kingdoms. Just when I was feeling hopeless, it was LOL that saved me. I finally found a game that people with disabilities can play. Even though I can't hear, and only play with one hand, I still found the joy of becoming a top player, leading my teammates to victory each time, experiencing the exhilaration of going on a spree. Friends! When you are missing an arm, a leg, mentally challenged, or even deaf, never lose heart. LOL will always be our best haven."
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