Whimsical boasting!

1. One year it was cold. Two people shouted to each other from across the street, but the sound froze halfway and fell to the ground with a “clang.” That fall was nothing, yet it still made a dent in the cement ground.

2. One year it was hot. No one needed to cook over a fire. Some people were making pancakes on the Antarctic ice, while others were cooking instant noodles in the Pacific Ocean.

3. One year it was very windy. Today the wind blows, tomorrow it blows again. That year people couldn't watch TV because no matter how strong the TV signal was, the wind would blow it away.

4. One year there was dense fog. Even with faces close together, people couldn't see what the other looked like. That year divorce rates were especially high, not for any other reason, but because on foggy days, no matter how careful you were, mistaken kisses were inevitable.

5. One year the traffic was congested. Every road cars could use was blocked. People had no choice but to take airplanes. As a result, because there were too many flights, airports reached full capacity and planes couldn't land. The authorities had no choice but to use helicopters to deliver meals to passengers.

6. On a certain day of a certain year, a war broke out in the world, and most of the men died in battle. Women had no choice but to share one man among ten. However, because there were too many women, the man couldn't handle it and the women were not satisfied. The authorities had no choice but to use robots to serve the women!