A little tomato happily ran through the forest. Along the way, it encountered a giraffe who was doing drugs. The little tomato said to the giraffe, 'Giraffe, giraffe, why are you doing something that harms yourself? Look at how beautiful this forest is; let's run together in nature!' The giraffe looked at the drugs, then at the little tomato, and threw the drugs behind it, then ran through the forest following the little tomato. Later, they met an elephant who was about to do drugs. The little tomato said to the elephant, 'Elephant, elephant, why are you doing something that harms yourself? Look at how beautiful this forest is; let's run together in nature!' The elephant looked at the drugs, then at the little tomato, and threw the drugs behind it, then ran through the forest following the little tomato and the giraffe. Later, they met a lion who was about to do drugs. The little tomato said to the lion, 'Lion, lion, why are you doing something that harms yourself? Look at how beautiful this forest is; let's run together in nature!' The lion looked at the drugs, then at the little tomato, and threw the drugs behind it, then rushed over and beat up the little tomato badly. The elephant and giraffe trembled in fear, saying, 'Why did you hit the little tomato? It is so kind, caring about our health and even asking us to get closer to nature.' The lion angrily said, 'That damn tomato, every time it has done drugs, it drags me around the forest like an idiot.'
━━━━━━━━━━\Teacher: In ancient China, women had no status. When they married, they had to follow their husbands in everything. They even had to take their husbands' surname. Do you know, if a woman with the surname Huo married a man with the surname Zheng, what should she be called?
Student: Zheng Huo-shi (perfectly fitting)
Student: Such a happy marriage
Student: Teacher, if a woman named Hong married a man named Xi, should she be called Xi Hong Shi (tomato)?
Teacher: ……\━━━━━━━━━━\In elementary school math class, teachers often use real objects to explain concepts to students. One time, when learning division that cannot be evenly divided, the teacher gave this example: 'Now there are 10 tomatoes. How should we evenly divide them among 7 people?' At this moment, a boy stood up and answered, 'We can first turn the tomatoes into tomato sauce and then divide them.'
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