Funny Quotes (Part 1)
1. The first thing I do every morning when I wake up is to want to sleep.\2. Sometimes, it's not that I'm hungry or craving food, it's just that my mouth feels lonely.\3. I check the time not to get up, but to see how much longer I can sleep.\4. The moment I leave the exam room, I tell myself: It's okay, it's the participation that counts!\5. Please read aloud: Lying by the plum, I smell the flowers again; lying on the branch, sorrow lowers me. Inviting the scent, lying on the stone, it breaks; lying in the damp, reaching spring green.\6. Now phones are used as computers, computers are used as TVs, and TVs are just decorations!\7. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always silently recite one word in my heart: 'explode'...\8. Winter may torment me a thousand times, but I love the bed like my first love.\9. Insane people with mental disorders are not scary; what's scary are the sane people who are crazy!\10. Whenever I'm full and satisfied, I remember the serious business of losing weight!\... To be continued...
