1. Winter can torment me a thousand times, yet I love my bed like first love.
2. They say a man has gold under his knees, but I took off my whole leg and didn't find a penny.
3. It's said that the tears you shed are just the water that got into your brain.
4. The best way to reject someone's flirtation is: 'Sorry, I'm not interested in the opposite sex...'
5. Computer, don't do this, let me go, I'm a busy person...
6. We can't look left and right, we must look forward [money], look back [thickness].
7. Nowadays, cosmetics are all Korean brands, domestic quality, American prices.
8. To eat what I want is my desire, to be thin is also my desire; the two cannot coexist, oh my god.
9. The ex-boyfriend keeps pestering the ex-girlfriend; she's annoyed: 'Are you sick?' He replies: 'Do you have medicine?'
10. Do you know what a fool looks like? Just look in the mirror and you'll know.
