Hello, dear listeners. Now we begin broadcasting the grand finale of the ccav news program. Here is today's content:
1. The latest research in the literary world shows that the original author of 'On Catching Snakes' is not Liu Zongyuan but Fahai.
2. Young writer Guo Jingming mysteriously drowned at a children's bathhouse, becoming an astounding unsolved case. The bathhouse manager claimed the water was clearly only 1.4 meters deep.
3. A 90-year-old woman fell in love with a 30-year-old man and was in great distress. She wrote to Sister Knowing for advice, asking whether she should be considered attracted to older men or young boys.
4. A pregnant woman suddenly fainted on the bus. The most beautiful ticket seller, together with dozens of kind passengers, rescued her with great effort, eventually waking her up and making her pay the fare.
5. The boss told me to bury landmines and then stomp on them a few times, saying it was for land leveling and hard to detect. The boss is the boss, really thoughtful.
6. Young Xiao Wang, facing his girlfriend's menstrual pain, seriously said that women are naturally meant to be loved.
7. A young boy fell victim to a cannibal. The utterly wicked perpetrator even forgot to put in the green onions.
8. Xiao Ming encountered a fierce wild man in the wilderness and has now joined the KFC deluxe lunch.
9. A child always kicks off the blanket while sleeping. Fortunately, I discovered it in time and broke his leg; otherwise, he would definitely catch a cold.
10. To have Sun Wukong protect Tang Seng on the journey for scriptures, Guanyin gave him the Nanfu Power Ring.
11. In the biting cold, Grandpa Zhang lit a firecracker and put it in his leather jacket for warmth.
12. Old Wang used a lighter to check the gas pipeline and was later awarded the title of first-class martyr.
13. Clever Xiao Ming blew up an Eighth Route Army granary late at night, forcing the Japanese to fail in their planned raid the next day.
Now we interrupt with an important message: Last night, a person who browsed posts without replying encountered bandits on the way home, was stabbed 276 times, had his genitals cut off, and unfortunately died...
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