A few jokes, don’t poke me if you don’t laugh..

1. In the supermarket parking lot, I saw a lady reversing her car, so I enthusiastically stepped forward to guide her: 'Back! Back a little more! Back again!'... Bang! The car hit the wall. The lady angrily walked up to me, and I politely took out a business card and handed it to her: 'Hello, I'm from the auto repair shop across the street. Give my name and get a 20% discount.'

2. Just now, I was tidying up at home. Dad said, 'That's strange, can't find your mom's marriage certificate?' Mom didn't seem to care, and Dad continued, 'Without this thing, getting a divorce would be troublesome...'

3. One time while shopping on the street, my phone fell out, and a few coins fell out with it. Someone nearby said, 'Looks like the phone took a hard fall, even the phone credit flew out...'

4. I remember when I was in the third year of middle school, teachers would always give a lot of homework on weekends. I remember one instance particularly well: one time, the homework wasn't too much, so the teacher asked us, 'Is the homework a lot?' This question was hard to answer; whether you said yes or no, he might still give you more. At this critical moment, a usually quiet friend saved us by saying, 'Just right!'

5. Last night at the square, I was genuinely moved by a group of aunties and couldn't help but join in... They shouted 'Recover!', I shouted 'Fishing dao!'; they shouted 'Recover!' again, I shouted 'Fishing dao!' again. Then they shouted 'Lift your hips!', and I thought, are you kidding me?

6. Today, I was riding the elevator with a colleague. As the elevator went up, the colleague suddenly laughed: 'Hahaha!' I asked, 'What are you laughing at?' He said, 'Nothing, I just suddenly remembered a line from "Lost in Thailand" and found it funny.' I was curious, 'Which line?' He said, 'There are two idiots in the elevator.'