Relaxed – forgot to bring toilet paper when going to the bathroom, only have a photo of my girlfriend and 100 yuan in my pocket, which should I use?

------------\1st floor. Forgot to bring tissues to the bathroom, only have a photo of your girlfriend and 100 yuan in your pocket. Which one should you use? Can someone tell me\2nd floor? Use your fingers! ~Then rinse clean with water! ~
3rd floor. Use the 100-yuan one, don't you think using photos hurts? The photos are too stiff
4th floor. Use the 100-yuan ones, wash them clean and spend them
5th floor. Continue from the person above. After washing, the things you bought still smell nice
6th floor. Haha, 'Might as well just use the ones used in the wastebasket'' (-__-This answer is really a huge stubborn...) )\7th floor. You should just pull up your pants and leave right after using the bathroom。。。。。。。。。 (Bro, you're really generous)\8th floor. Crying~ I'm eating right now. \9th floor. Liar................ Not even shoes? Scrape with your shoes (Damn, bro, how do you scrape -__-||)
10th floor. Simple~~ Painfully let go~~ Use your own underwear'~
11th floor. Just use your hands to fasten~~ Remember to wash your hands
12th floor. Use socks~~~~~~ (It's similar to the one with shoes...) )
13th floor. You probably didn't post this in the bathroom...... Honestly, what did you use back then......
14th floor. India doesn't use paper
15th floor. Tear 100 into 5 equal parts, 'use one portion' 'haha' '80 yuan left' 'Great profit~~ I'm a woman' 'Of course you can't use photos of boyfriends!~~ (Girls really have a damn sense for money)
16th floor. Use both because one isn't enough to wipe (-_-***)
17th floor. Calling for help!\18th floor. The photo faces inward, have your girlfriend carry you on your back, then scrape it, that makes you feel better (awesome...) )
19th floor. Tear the photo into two thin sheets~!! Use the side without the pattern to wipe it~~~!! (Even more awesome...) )
20th floor. Seriously, find a hair dryer to blow it out, really no. Stick your butt out and it dries out. For this kind of problem, next time, don't bother me (sweaty'''''''''''''''''''') \21st floor. Can't you call 110? \22nd floor. Silly! There must be a faucet in the bathroom, right? Go get a hose, plug it into the faucet, and squat down to wash it. \23rd floor. Both are things I can't bear to bear........... Absolutely amazing~~ Then just tear off the girlfriend's head from the photo as a keepsake, then wipe the PP ~~~~~100...... Keep it for use~~~\24th floor. So how did you do it? I think so。。。。。。 You should turn your little brother over and rinse it clean with your own urine. Not bad, he really cares about you (orz)\25th floor. Climb up to the female WC and see if there's any \26th floor.After taking a big dump, lift your butt up, then start shaking wildly for 5 minutes, using centrifugal force to get the poop residue off your butt, and then you're done. It's time-consuming and a bit tiring~~~\27th floor. The upstairs butt muscles are really strong\28th floor. Don't all toilets have walls? Press against the wall.\29th floor. Take a deep breath and spray out the residue outside your butt. If that doesn't work, suck it in (Hey, are you training or what?)\30th floor. Wait, haha, I'll help you wipe.\31st floor. Be a bit bolder! Poop more! Block the toilet! That way, if someone comes to fix it, you just threaten: No paper! I won't leave!!! Isn't that enough?\32nd floor. Take the gum from your mouth and stick it to clean up. If there's still a bit of sweetness and you can't throw it away, keep chewing it (You're the nastiest one O_O)\33rd floor. Blow with your mouth, once it's dry, you can peel off the shell.\34th floor. Have you ever practiced yoga? You can lick it yourself, though it's quite difficult.\35th floor. What if it's diarrhea? Even 100 won't be enough.\36th floor. What lies before you are two paths: choose love or stay loyal to love, greatness of love or the temptation of money—which is stronger? This is a question, a choice. When you finally find the support of your life, and hold money in your hand as if it were dirt, you suddenly realize it has dried. — Protecting love may seem like sacrificing and losing a lot, but in fact, we gain even more.