Light and funny!
------------\A couple deeply in love: The woman asked, 'Would you die for me?' The man looked very embarrassed, and the woman continued to press: 'If you are unwilling to die for me, then you don't love me. Let's break up.' The man hesitated for a long time, and finally made a difficult decision, dug out some earwax, and fed it to her...\A couple. The woman said to the man: 'Do you love me?'\The man replied: 'I have always loved you!'\The woman asked again: 'What about when you're not erect?'\------------
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What is the original poster trying to express? Also, save up more for next time before posting; posting just these two jokes is really a bit too few.
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