1. When speaking online, don't casually call yourself an author; after all, how many people still write with a pen nowadays? This term is already on its way to becoming history.
Divine reply: So what should we call ourselves in the future? Keyboarders?
2. Xiao Ming: “Why does it rain every time there's a sports meet?”
Divine reply: “Haven't you noticed that the words ‘sports meet' include the character for cloud? The rain is hiding in one of them!”
3. “Today I learned a new term, 'jack,' it's so lowly that even a spare tire isn't considered—it's only used when changing a tire.”
Divine reply: “Then the air pump is even worse, it's useless for tire changing, only there to accompany when inflating the tire.”
4. Question: Can lustful behavior be changed?
Divine reply: Dongfang Bubai used to have this problem too, but later he didn't.
5. Question: If there is a next life, I want to be a blanket, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun!
Divine reply: Don't forget the times of wetting the bed~
6. Question: Has Master Kang started making phones?
Divine reply: Master Kang has actually been making phones for many years, if you don't believe it, try reading the three characters of Kang Shi Fu backwards.
7. Apple keeps getting longer, Samsung keeps getting bigger, Nokia keeps getting harder, making girls unsure which to buy...
Divine reply: Buy domestic brands, the vibrations are good...
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I've seen it. OP, please don't keep bumping old threads, OK? Besides, the forum isn't for comedy or entertainment; it's meant for everyone to communicate and share resources. It's not bad to post some entertaining content, but posting too much is unnecessary. Or you could post it all in one thread instead of constantly posting. So far, you've already made three or four posts, right? I wonder if this could be considered spamming.
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