A relaxed laugh

------------\1. The hunter went hunting. Seeing two birds in a tree, he shot one down and found it was featherless, feeling puzzled. The other bird flew down and loudly cursed at the hunter: Damn it, I just got her to take off her clothes, and you shot her down...\2. The farmer wanted to kill the rooster but couldn't catch it, so he grabbed a hen and said to the rooster: If you don't come down, you'll end up single! The rooster replied: Do you think I'm stupid? If I come down, she'll be widowed...\3. A restaurant kept a parrot hanging at the entrance, and whenever a guest arrived, it said: Hello, welcome! A regular customer thought: I'll go in quickly and see your reaction. One day he rushed in, and the parrot said: F*** your mom! It scared me!!!\4. During a military exercise, a shell went way off course. Soldiers were sent to check and found the shell had landed in a farm field, where you were standing, your clothes torn and face covered in soot, tears in your eyes, saying: Is stealing a single cabbage really worth bombing???\5. The fly in the restaurant said to the fly in the toilet: You chase stench all day, and I luxuriate in delicious food, come over! The toilet fly replied: People with different paths cannot conspire together; what's the use of eating well? How many beauties have you seen with just your ass???\6. When the Jingjiu Railway opened, farmers standing by the roadside watched. A female passenger on the train threw a sanitary pad out of the window, which stuck to a farmer's face. After taking it off, the farmer said: ****! This train is so fast, even floating paper can make your nose bleed!!!\7. Have you heard? In a past life, it took 500 glances back to get this life's brief encounter, 1000 glances back to have the chance to smile at each other in this life. Friends like us in the previous life didn't do anything else, we just kept looking back...\------------