Xiao Ming shows up again... laughing out loud.\In class, the beautiful female teacher seriously explains to the kids: '乳' means 'small.' For example, '乳猪' means 'small pig,' and '乳鸽' means 'small pigeon.' Teacher: Xiao Ming, please make a sentence using the character '乳.'\
Xiao Ming: My family's financial situation isn't great, so we can only live in a 40-square-meter乳房.\
Teacher: (dizzy) ...That's not okay... try another one.\
Xiao Ming: Every day on my way to school, I have to jump over a乳沟 in front of my house.\
Teacher: (utterly dizzy) ...No... try a different one.\
Xiao Ming: ...Teacher, I really can't think of anything else. My乳头 are all thought through.\
Teacher: ...\
Xiao Ming appears again...\
Teacher: 'In multi-digit subtraction, when the lower digit is not enough to subtract, you borrow from the higher digit.'\
Xiao Ming: 'What if the higher digit won't lend?'\
Teacher: 'You go out...!'\
Teacher talks about the Bible, mentioning the Great Flood that drowned all living things on Earth.\
Xiao Ming asks the teacher: Are you sure?\
Teacher: Sure.\
Xiao Ming: Then what about the fish?\
Teacher: You go out!\
Teacher suddenly says: 'Alright, whoever answers my next question correctly can leave class immediately and go home.'\
Xiao Ming immediately throws his backpack out the window.\
'Who threw it?'\
'I did! Then I'm going home...'\
Teacher: ...\
Teacher gives a couplet: 'Nation prospers, family prospers, the country prospers.'\
Class president gives the second line: 'The heavens are vast, the earth is vast, the universe is vast.'\
Xiao Ming's second line: 'Your mom, his mom, you damn mom.'\
Teacher: 'You go out!'\
Teacher says: 'Pigs are very useful animals. Their meat can be eaten, their skin can make leather, their hair can make brushes. Can anyone tell me any other uses?'\
Xiao Ming: 'Teacher, their name can be used as an insult.'\
Teacher: 'You go out!'\
Teacher: 'Everyone, imagine if you were in a world with dinosaurs, and one was about to eat you. What would you do?'\
Xiao Ming: 'That's easy! Just stop imagining immediately.'\
Teacher: 'You go out!'\
During history class, the teacher asks Xiao Ming: Do you know what Li Shizhen's work is?\
Xiao Ming answers: I don't know his work, but I know what his last words were before he died.\
Teacher, curious, asks what he said.\
Xiao Ming: This grass is poisonous...\
Teacher: You go out!
You get out!
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