On the bus, a man held one hand in one hand, fingers spread apart as if holding a bowl. When tired, he shifted hands carefully, as if holding an invisible ball. Everyone was puzzled about what he was holding, and finally someone couldn't help but ask, "Buddy, what kind of peerless skill are you practicing?" The guy replied, "My wife asked me to buy her a bra, afraid I might forget the size ......." ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━One day, a certain man came home drunk at night. Not long after lying down, he felt heat flow across his face, followed by a tongue licking his lips. The man couldn't help but feel a warmth in his heart, thinking, "Why is my wife so tender tonight?" The next day, the man sobered up and looked up—he was sleeping in his own pigsty, with an old sow lying beside him
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