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"Boom" A huge explosion sounded in the dark examination hall, echoing across nine realms and ten lands. A stern young man dressed in Taoist robes walked out of the darkness. With a long roar, he shouted, "Imperial College Entrance Exam, come out to me!" His voice resonated through the thirty-six heavens of chaos and descended to the seventy-two layers of the netherworld, causing all living beings in its path to prostrate. "Born just nineteen years ago, two semesters make a year," the youth let out a long roar, and the Taoist sound rolled on, yet the examination hall remained silent. The youth's hands were like dragons of the Dao; his left hand held the Daoist ruler, and his right hand held the Daoist brush. His body, like a banished immortal, stepped nine times in the chaotic void of the examination hall. With a wave of his Daoist brush, the great texts such as the "Code for Middle School Students," "Eight Honors and Eight Shames," and "Middle School Regulations" appeared one by one in the chaos. In an instant, the entire hall gleamed with golden light, as if chaos had just opened. "You actually forced me out, so you have some skill, indeed," with a deep, resonant Daoist voice, a middle-aged man full of imperial aura emerged from the chaos of the hall. With every step he took, the golden light of the Daoist texts faded. By his sixth step, there wasn't a trace of golden light left in the chaotic hall. "Imperial College Entrance Exam, you finally dare to show yourself. Watch as I turn you to ashes today," the youth said. Just then, nine rays of golden light rose behind him, transforming into nine supreme Daoist dragons that charged at the Imperial Exam Emperor. Facing the nine dragons, the Imperial Exam Emperor's expression was stern. He said, "It seems you came prepared. You've even cultivated the nine supreme secret techniques—Chinese, Math, English, Chemistry, Physics, Biology, History, Politics, and Geography—to such a realm. But if you want to kill me, these alone are not enough. Watch as I unleash my three thousand formulas, six thousand words, nine thousand exam questions, and the One Dollar Paper." Countless Daoist symbols appeared behind the Exam Emperor, forming a massive exam paper that covered the youth. Wherever it passed, countless stars in the chaotic hall exploded into dust under the pressure. The youth propped up the paper with his left hand and made a hand seal with his right. From his heart, nine drops of his essence blood were expelled, and seven supreme Daoist sounds came from his mouth: "I" "last" "year" "bought" "a" "watch". As the words fell, the nine drops of blood transformed into nine copies of the "Golden Classics of Renowned Teachers" and pressed toward the Exam Emperor. The youth then emitted three supreme Daoist sounds: "your" "mother" "***". The nine books transformed into a grass mud horse that swallowed the Exam Emperor. The grass mud horse let out a "Mè" sound, and the Imperial College Entrance Exam Emperor perished.The young man turned his back to all beings and let out a faint sigh, 'Little ants, Brother Xi can only help you to this point, hiding my merits and fame.' Then he disappeared into the chaos of the examination hall. The entire hall resonated with the sound of the young man's Great Dao: "When I eliminate the college entrance exam, hundreds of millions of schools and all students will enter universities, time flows like water, the departed as it is! When I eliminate the college entrance exam, all exams will not enter campuses. All students will not be corrupted by test papers… When I eliminate the college entrance exam, all heavens, hundreds of billions of microscopic students, upon chanting my name, will gain freedom, infinite and boundless! When I eliminate the college entrance exam, all exams will ultimately be destroyed… When I eliminate the college entrance exam, all students will eventually be liberated… When I eliminate the college entrance exam, all space-time, past and future, all kinds of test papers will crumble into the countless beings of dust. Those who think of my name will all attend university. Otherwise, I cannot attain eternal life."
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500 replies... Actually, it probably isn't five hundred!
A person's name remains after their passing...
Passing by.
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